Fear Not Ladies, Help Is On The Way!
From time to time, I read a blog here and there, where a female blogger laments the lack of romance and a quality man in her life. Well, ladies, fear not, help is on the way!
There's this guy.
Not to mention this hunk.
And as of yesterday morning, this guy is back in circulation...literally.
Don't they just give you "the vapors," ladies?...
...or maybe it's gas, who knows?
There's this guy.
Not to mention this hunk.
And as of yesterday morning, this guy is back in circulation...literally.
Don't they just give you "the vapors," ladies?...
...or maybe it's gas, who knows?
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 10:54 AM
11 Comments:
K-Fed is mine. Stop trying to break us apart by offering him up to other women.
Becka,
Hey, hey, you're spoken for. Jeremy S. carved youse and his'is initials all over Central Park, dere.
Not to mention, I understand that a certain movie star has been flying up from Florida in his 707 to the NYC to visit a certain pop culture expert.
Beckeye: The line to hook up with K-Fed starts behind me! I'm totally thinking about maybe downloading one of his songs. I might even pay for it!
Flannery,
Welcome to "pork, the other blog." I see I'm not only one who has a semi-morbid curiosity to be possibly the sixth person in America to hear his material. But, alas, I'll bet your putting it off just like me.
I have commitment issues, wp. I'm hoping, though that dollop of K-Fed's eloquence and a shit-load of his weed will help me get through it.
Flannery,
"Weed?" Try a bottle of oxy-contin.
Well, I'll take whatever K-Fed's got in his fanny pack.
;-)
I think "heebie-jeebies" would be the term you're looking for. And don't forget O.J. is still single and looking.
Chelene,
I was this close to putting O.J. in there, but aside from the obvious, the man is more into golf than kil...er, anything else
wise ass...
Katie-lah,
"wise ass..."
Wha?
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