Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Fear Not Ladies, Help Is On The Way!

From time to time, I read a blog here and there, where a female blogger laments the lack of romance and a quality man in her life. Well, ladies, fear not, help is on the way!

There's this guy.
Not to mention this hunk.
And as of yesterday morning, this guy is back in circulation...literally.

Don't they just give you "the vapors," ladies?...

















...or maybe it's gas, who knows?

11 Comments:

Blogger BeckEye said...

K-Fed is mine. Stop trying to break us apart by offering him up to other women.

Thu Mar 15, 11:36:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Becka,

Hey, hey, you're spoken for. Jeremy S. carved youse and his'is initials all over Central Park, dere.

Not to mention, I understand that a certain movie star has been flying up from Florida in his 707 to the NYC to visit a certain pop culture expert.

Thu Mar 15, 12:28:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Flannery Alden said...

Beckeye: The line to hook up with K-Fed starts behind me! I'm totally thinking about maybe downloading one of his songs. I might even pay for it!

Fri Mar 16, 06:25:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Flannery,

Welcome to "pork, the other blog." I see I'm not only one who has a semi-morbid curiosity to be possibly the sixth person in America to hear his material. But, alas, I'll bet your putting it off just like me.

Fri Mar 16, 07:42:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Flannery Alden said...

I have commitment issues, wp. I'm hoping, though that dollop of K-Fed's eloquence and a shit-load of his weed will help me get through it.

Fri Mar 16, 09:34:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Flannery,

"Weed?" Try a bottle of oxy-contin.

Fri Mar 16, 04:46:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Flannery Alden said...

Well, I'll take whatever K-Fed's got in his fanny pack.

;-)

Fri Mar 16, 04:57:00 PM PDT  
Blogger chelene said...

I think "heebie-jeebies" would be the term you're looking for. And don't forget O.J. is still single and looking.

Fri Mar 16, 08:59:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Chelene,

I was this close to putting O.J. in there, but aside from the obvious, the man is more into golf than kil...er, anything else

Fri Mar 16, 11:22:00 PM PDT  
Blogger "jew" "girl" said...

wise ass...

Sun Mar 18, 11:08:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie-lah,

"wise ass..."

Wha?

Sun Mar 18, 02:30:00 PM PDT  

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