Stop! Don't Spend Your Money on The Brooklyn or Golden Gate Bridges...

...when you can devote your funds to this

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/11/prweb304775.htm

Why devote several thousand hours to your craft, watch hundreds of films or waste valuable and precious time in film school? When you can be William Goldman just by opening a book?

Damn, I knew I was going about it the wrong way.