I Nominate To Replace Pluto As The Ninth Planet...
First, some fine artwork, courtesy of Planet Pooks.
Second, I nominate Pooks, to replace Pluto as the ninth planet. All you Texans, vote for Kinky, he couldn't do any worse than your last two governors. Mazel Tov!
Second, I nominate Pooks, to replace Pluto as the ninth planet. All you Texans, vote for Kinky, he couldn't do any worse than your last two governors. Mazel Tov!
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 8:29 PM
4 Comments:
Okay, I am cracking up here. This is so funny.
But. There is an issue.
How big do you think I am?!? I mean, Pluto was kicked out of the planet club for being too small.
Tap-tap-tap. I'm waiting for a tactful answer.
"Okay, I am cracking up here. This is so funny."
Funny? Even though you're "wildly spinning out of control," your orbit is still more stabile than Pluto. Why not you?
"But. There is an issue. How big do you think I am?!? I mean, Pluto was kicked out of the planet club for being too small. Tap-tap-tap. I'm waiting for a tactful answer."
Look at those shining eyes in your avatar and you have a heart as big as Texas, itself. You would shine even from the deepest reaches of space, despite the fact that you wouldn't be anywhere near "planet sized."
Of course, it would take us forever to receive your posts.
That was not merely tactful, it was poetic.
Good job.
"That was not merely tactful, it was poetic."
Thank you, Miss Pooks.
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