Wednesday, January 31, 2007

In Honor Of Becka

In honor of Becka, who's movin' ta Brooklyn, a story on Jersey.

Forget "Garden State, " New Jersey. Go with "come to New Jersey for the contaminated ground water and stay for the squirrel." I'm only goofing, my sister-in-law lives in Edison...well, kind of goofing.

No, not really...well, yeah, I'm kinda joking.

4 Comments:

Blogger BeckEye said...

Ooh, a post in my honor. How exciting.

Sunset Park's slogan should be, "Come for the slightly cheaper rent, stay for the plethora of porn stores."

Fri Feb 02, 12:53:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

"Ooh, a post in my honor. How exciting."

It's squirrel-iffic!...though I know that you would rather it would be Travolta-esque.

"Sunset Park's slogan should be, 'Come for the slightly cheaper rent, stay for the plethora of porn stores."

I thought it was, hang out on the corner and eventually Rhea Perlman will coach you in basketball.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0117784/

So that's where the skeeze slid to when they swept Times Square clean. Hey, at least you are in one of the five bouroughs, that's what all of the B & T (and myself) aspire to.

Fri Feb 02, 09:13:00 PM PST  
Blogger angel said...

squirrels... someone once referred to them as miniature speedbumps... disgusting i say!

Sun Feb 04, 10:32:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Angel,

Squirrels are nothing compared to raccoons. The one raccon I ran over...whoops, do you have them in your neck of the woods?

They look like this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Raccoon

Wonderful creatures, though they can be dangerous when cornered. They are incredibly smart and they can manipulate and articulate their paws, almost as well as humans use their hands.

Sun Feb 04, 12:06:00 PM PST  

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