Tuesday, June 26, 2007

This PNN (Procrastinator News Network)

I got a zit this morning.

In equally interesting news, apparently Paris Hilton got out of jail.



Blogger angel said...

i thought she was serving a full sentence... or did she?

Tue Jun 26, 10:57:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I believe she served twenty-three of the forty-five days, though I won't be able to watch the news for the next two weeks without running across her. Who's being punished?

Tue Jun 26, 05:24:00 PM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

I haven't been watching TV at all today because of her.

Tue Jun 26, 07:20:00 PM PDT  
Blogger chelene said...

Paris misses you, WP. Right after she gets a wax and drinks a fifth of gin she's going to give you a ring.

Tue Jun 26, 07:40:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I have to have the TV going in the background, so I just caught the weather druing the morning news and flipped the channels to cartoons for the rest.


She can ring all she wants. I haven't dated a woman under 110 lbs. since the summer before my freshman year of high school. Nor have I ever bothered with a woman that didn't have an IQ of at least 115 or wasn't at least more clever than me.

Tue Jun 26, 08:51:00 PM PDT  
Blogger jewgirl said...

and do you know what the first thing is that she did? got her hur did and then went to taco bell. so much for finding god in lock up.

Tue Jun 26, 09:42:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I wonder if she kept the food down, this time. Bulima or not, Taco Smell has a bad way of coming back up.

Wed Jun 27, 08:16:00 AM PDT  

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