Thursday, August 30, 2007

"Denmark?" Something's rotten over here...

Contrary to whatever the Missus tells you, it actually wasn't me.

Speaking of rotten, worst excuse ever...

"Craig said he was merely trying to pick up a piece of paper — an account the officer disputes."

Hypocrisy aside, that wasn't even a plausible excuse. If it ain't your wallet, cell phone, or wedding ring (I don't take mine off when I wash my hands, but I've seen idiots do this), you don't pick it up. It's the men's room, for chrissakes. If it isn't covered in something else, it's covered with airborne germs.

11 Comments:

Blogger BeckEye said...

I can't believe how much this has dominated the news. Either the guy really likes to conserve toilet paper or he wanted to have hot, gay bathroom sex. Either way, who really cares? I see the humor and the hypocrisy of it all if Mr. Staunch Republican turns out to be gay (or bi-curious) but it's also ridiculous how this is turning into an..."I'm not gay" "yes you are" "am not" "are too" "am not, infinity" "are too, infinity +1" "you touched me" "I wasn't touching you" "yuh-huh" "na-ah, I'm telling W."...kind of pissing and moaning match. Isn't there someone checking in and out of rehab this week who we could talk about?

Thu Aug 30, 11:08:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

I can smell you from here! SF I mean, not WP.

It was fun watching Larry King trying to break down the whole bathroom follies and then announcing he'd next be talking to the Dancing With The Stars gang. I channeled something else rather quickly.

Fri Aug 31, 05:02:00 AM PDT  
Blogger deadspot said...

"Workers from a host of city departments worked Wednesday night to rid San Francisco of a foul odor that blanketed the city's northeast neighborhoods."

So what were they actually doing? Running around lighting matches? Frantically waving their arms? Spraying Febreeze?

Fri Aug 31, 06:49:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Groan. I was thinking at work how much I wanted to delete this and there that goes, with two comments, when I usually get none at this time of the morning.

Becky,

The s.o.b. set himself up. His child like denials and the fact that his own party is inventing new ways to throw him under the bus, just makes it that much better. I'm tired of hearing about Michael Vick, though I'm on the verge of tuning this out as well.

Dale,

"I can smell you from here! SF I mean, not WP."

Oh, yeah? Well, we can smell that Kraft pizza that you forgot to put in the fridge last night, so there.

"It was fun watching Larry King trying to break down the whole bathroom follies and then announcing he'd next be talking to the Dancing With The Stars gang. I channeled something else rather quickly."

I didn't know that Larry King even talked about actually news, any more. Methinks his suspenders are too tight.

Fri Aug 31, 06:55:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Spot,

Incense, man.

It's San Francisco, man.

Fri Aug 31, 06:56:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

You wouldn't believe the number of BJs I've ended up giving because I dropped a piece of paper on the floor.

I love littering.

Fri Aug 31, 10:00:00 AM PDT  
Blogger chelene said...

I wrote about him too. I can't help but think it's ridiculous.

Fri Aug 31, 10:14:00 AM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

Beth, you better never try that trick on Tilbrook. If anyone is going to give him dirty, unsolicited head in a public bathroom, it's going to be me. I must put my foot down about that.

Fri Aug 31, 10:27:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Beth,

"BJs?"

Um, blue jellybeans? Beveled jewels? Burping jaguars? Blueberry johnnycakes?

Chelene,

He's on every other blog and I can see that everyone had the same sentiment. Honestly, one should be able to come up with something better after "x" amount of days, right?

Becky,

What is this, is everyone going to get me to tug uncomfortably at my collar?

Fri Aug 31, 10:56:00 PM PDT  
Blogger jewgirl said...

why republicans beard up with wives and won't just admit to being glory hole queens or voracious bottoms will escape me forever.

man up, queenie. too funny.

Sat Sep 01, 11:44:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie-lah,

"why republicans beard up with wives and won't just admit to being glory hole queens or voracious bottoms will escape me forever."

Because they'd never be elected to their home districts nor would they be elected in San Francisco or any other gay-friendly city or area, as there are only so many Log Cabin Repubs to go around.

Sat Sep 01, 02:57:00 PM PDT  

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