Friday, September 21, 2007

Separated At Birth (with the help of plastic surgery)

Two things must have been going through O.J.'s mind as they granted him bail, the other day.

1) "Man, I really went and f*ck*d it up this time."
2) "What the hell is Kathie Lee Gifford, doing here?"

Naw, Juice. Yeah, you f*ck*d it up big time, but that's Marcia Clark, ma-ha-nnn.

This is Kathie Lee Gifford and doesn't Jimmy Kimmel look like he's in Heaven? Missing is the pic that was taken shortly after this one, when Frank Gifford shook the cobwebs off and became lucid for just the ten seconds that he needed to clothesline Jimmy like Night Train Lane did in his prime.



Blogger Mister Mxyzptlk said...

Thanks for the nightmarish pic of Marcia. Not.

Sat Sep 22, 10:20:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

Hey, Marcia Clark blondes-not-grays like the women in my family.

Except for me, of course. I'm still hoping to sport that Susan Sontag look.

Sat Sep 22, 11:52:00 AM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.

Sat Sep 22, 12:55:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Mister Mxy,

You're very welcome, the least I could do for all the pictures of Cheney on your blog.


I'd love to compare grays on the top of our heads, but I worry that I'll be bald by November.


Speaking of Marcias.

Sat Sep 22, 02:50:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

Try a squirrel pelt for the top o' that cute and brilliant head.

Sun Sep 23, 02:35:00 PM PDT  
Blogger is that so wrong? said...

I swear I saw celebrity-prosecutor Marcia Clark strolling through the Chelsea Market in Manhattan on Thursday afternoon. She was buying a cup of coffee. Same hair, same power suit.

Sun Sep 23, 02:37:00 PM PDT  
Blogger chelene said...

What happened to her face? That's not regular aging. Looks like something went very wrong there.

Sun Sep 23, 04:35:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

I'm still waiting for the Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch and John Denver separated at birth post. Both of them were prettier than Marcia is now.

Sun Sep 23, 08:27:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I'm shaving it all off in a few months.


There you are! Welcome back You should've hung out with us at Carmine's this past August.

Gadzooks, what is she thinking? I thought image-consultants don't want anyone this side of Larry King to sport the same outfit, ever.


Yup, she's geared up early for Halloween.


I try to keep it recent, Lord knows I don't want some
Spy Magazine fan coming in here and yelping at me for something unintentional.

Sun Sep 23, 08:59:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

So you're saying I'm a fossil then? It's okay, that's how I describe myself too.

Mon Sep 24, 10:44:00 AM PDT  
Blogger jewgirl said...

Marcia Clark is frightening. Wait, so is Kathie Lee...

Mon Sep 24, 04:33:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

My friend Melinda June was just going off about how Sarah Silverman actually chose Jimmy Kimmel.

Mon Sep 24, 07:12:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


No, you are but a few years older than me and you are certainly more youthful than this codger.


Her plastic surgeon should have his medical license taken away.


I'm surprised that Mindy doesn't see it, they are almost alike in humor, delivery style and when they kiss and all is somewhat blurry with proximity, they look like each other.

Not at the John and Yoko level, but a close enough resemblance that they dig it.

Mon Sep 24, 08:50:00 PM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

so thats not the same woman? or were you comparing the first woman with the dude in the next picture?

Tue Sep 25, 02:14:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Two different women...

Kathie Lee.


Tue Sep 25, 09:05:00 PM PDT  

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