Separated At Birth (with the help of plastic surgery)
Two things must have been going through O.J.'s mind as they granted him bail, the other day.
1) "Man, I really went and f*ck*d it up this time."
2) "What the hell is Kathie Lee Gifford, doing here?"
1) "Man, I really went and f*ck*d it up this time."
2) "What the hell is Kathie Lee Gifford, doing here?"
Naw, Juice. Yeah, you f*ck*d it up big time, but that's Marcia Clark, ma-ha-nnn.
This is Kathie Lee Gifford and doesn't Jimmy Kimmel look like he's in Heaven? Missing is the pic that was taken shortly after this one, when Frank Gifford shook the cobwebs off and became lucid for just the ten seconds that he needed to clothesline Jimmy like Night Train Lane did in his prime.
Labels: Separated at birth
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 10:55 PM
15 Comments:
Thanks for the nightmarish pic of Marcia. Not.
Hey, Marcia Clark blondes-not-grays like the women in my family.
Except for me, of course. I'm still hoping to sport that Susan Sontag look.
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
Mister Mxy,
You're very welcome, the least I could do for all the pictures of Cheney on your blog.
Beth,
I'd love to compare grays on the top of our heads, but I worry that I'll be bald by November.
Becky,
Speaking of Marcias.
Try a squirrel pelt for the top o' that cute and brilliant head.
I swear I saw celebrity-prosecutor Marcia Clark strolling through the Chelsea Market in Manhattan on Thursday afternoon. She was buying a cup of coffee. Same hair, same power suit.
What happened to her face? That's not regular aging. Looks like something went very wrong there.
I'm still waiting for the Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch and John Denver separated at birth post. Both of them were prettier than Marcia is now.
Beth,
I'm shaving it all off in a few months.
ITSW!
There you are! Welcome back You should've hung out with us at Carmine's this past August.
Gadzooks, what is she thinking? I thought image-consultants don't want anyone this side of Larry King to sport the same outfit, ever.
Chelene,
Yup, she's geared up early for Halloween.
Dale,
I try to keep it recent, Lord knows I don't want some
Spy Magazine fan coming in here and yelping at me for something unintentional.
So you're saying I'm a fossil then? It's okay, that's how I describe myself too.
Marcia Clark is frightening. Wait, so is Kathie Lee...
My friend Melinda June was just going off about how Sarah Silverman actually chose Jimmy Kimmel.
Dale,
No, you are but a few years older than me and you are certainly more youthful than this codger.
Katie-lah,
Her plastic surgeon should have his medical license taken away.
Coaster,
I'm surprised that Mindy doesn't see it, they are almost alike in humor, delivery style and when they kiss and all is somewhat blurry with proximity, they look like each other.
Not at the John and Yoko level, but a close enough resemblance that they dig it.
so thats not the same woman? or were you comparing the first woman with the dude in the next picture?
Angel,
Two different women...
Kathie Lee.
Marcia.
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