Sunday, September 09, 2007

First, The Exceptionally Weak Sauce, Then The Stong Stuff

First, the exceptionally weak sauce-

This twenty year-old needs to give up the life of crime, fast and hit the books. If you try to burgle a house and you get your ass kicked by a sixty-nine year-old man...and wind up half-naked as a result, you have no future involving anything illegal, except turning tricks.

Then the strong stuff, SF Taxi Blog. Let's face it, I miss the Midnight Cabbie's articles in Chronicle and nobody tells better stories than cabbies. SF Taxi Blog is no exception.

8 Comments:

Blogger BeckEye said...

He was....69, dude!!

Sun Sep 09, 07:19:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Becky,

(air guitar solo)!!

Sun Sep 09, 08:24:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

Funniest news story I've read in days.

Mon Sep 10, 06:14:00 AM PDT  
Blogger jewgirl said...

the moxie, the god damned moxie. ya gotta love it.

so damn funny. great, great news.

Mon Sep 10, 11:08:00 AM PDT  
Blogger chelene said...

You can't mess with the elderly. They're still ornery over losing The Golden Girls.

Mon Sep 10, 06:57:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Beth,

Funny for everybody but that guy...

Katie-lah and Chelene,

It must be that they are in better shape than previous generations.

Mon Sep 10, 08:27:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

Man, you and Bubs could go into business together with your freak stories!

Wed Sep 12, 09:27:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Coaster,

Bubs would win, hands down. I can't talk about mine and I'll send you a link as to why.

Wed Sep 12, 07:27:00 PM PDT  

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