First, The Exceptionally Weak Sauce, Then The Stong Stuff
First, the exceptionally weak sauce-
This twenty year-old needs to give up the life of crime, fast and hit the books. If you try to burgle a house and you get your ass kicked by a sixty-nine year-old man...and wind up half-naked as a result, you have no future involving anything illegal, except turning tricks.
Then the strong stuff, SF Taxi Blog. Let's face it, I miss the Midnight Cabbie's articles in Chronicle and nobody tells better stories than cabbies. SF Taxi Blog is no exception.
This twenty year-old needs to give up the life of crime, fast and hit the books. If you try to burgle a house and you get your ass kicked by a sixty-nine year-old man...and wind up half-naked as a result, you have no future involving anything illegal, except turning tricks.
Then the strong stuff, SF Taxi Blog. Let's face it, I miss the Midnight Cabbie's articles in Chronicle and nobody tells better stories than cabbies. SF Taxi Blog is no exception.
8 Comments:
He was....69, dude!!
Becky,
(air guitar solo)!!
Funniest news story I've read in days.
the moxie, the god damned moxie. ya gotta love it.
so damn funny. great, great news.
You can't mess with the elderly. They're still ornery over losing The Golden Girls.
Beth,
Funny for everybody but that guy...
Katie-lah and Chelene,
It must be that they are in better shape than previous generations.
Man, you and Bubs could go into business together with your freak stories!
Coaster,
Bubs would win, hands down. I can't talk about mine and I'll send you a link as to why.
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