Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Happy Birthday Gian Carlucci

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Johnny Dollars
It's your birthday
We gon' read Astonishing Adventures like it's your birthday
We gon' clean our dentures like it's your birthday
And you know you’re a year closer to being a geezer because it's your birthday


Happy Birthday JDC, you're the best!

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Blogger John said...

Someone had sugar today!

Thxs Mr. WP!

JDC

Wed Apr 30, 01:34:00 PM PDT  
Blogger John said...

"Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Johnny Dollars"

I like this part because it makes me feel like Speed Racer. The W Bros are making the Speed Racer film I have dreamed of making all of my life. My sister used to tell me the "G" on Speed's shirt stood for gay and Trixie was his transvestite lover.

I hate my sister.

She doesn't understand that men are genetically keyed to love monkeys (in clothes), bacon, and other men getting kicked in the nads. She refused to believe me. She then when to a diner with my cousin and overheard three guys in another booth talking about how much they loved monkeys.

VINDICATION.

PulpMonkeyBoy
JDC

Wed Apr 30, 07:47:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Birthday Boy Carlucci,

You're welcome!

"I like this part because it makes me feel like Speed Racer."

It's from a 50 Cent song, In Da Club. We all want to be Speed Racer (minus the gaping mouth as we try to bring the car back under control) or at least, Racer X.

"My sister used to tell me the "G" on Speed's shirt stood for gay and Trixie was his transvestite lover."

Tell Princess Leia to put a sock in it.

"VINDICATION."

You're preaching to the choir, Father John!

Wed Apr 30, 08:34:00 PM PDT  
Blogger John said...

(minus the gaping mouth as we try to bring the car back under control)

I do this at least twice a day. I can't seem to get my car to make the boing sound like when Speed activates the automatic jacks that cause the Mach 5 to jump.

JDC

Wed Apr 30, 09:06:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Editor JDC,

"I do this at least twice a day. I can't seem to get my car to make the boing sound like when Speed activates the automatic jacks that cause the Mach 5 to jump."

That was the ubiquitous sound throughout my school years until the Six Million Dollar Man came out, then everyone made bionic sound effects. I did this post in draft and scheduled it, it really works!

Fri May 02, 07:23:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Jewgirl said...

Cormac, poifect b-day yarn.

Sun May 04, 01:45:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie-lah,

As long as you and Dollars like it, then it is money.

Sun May 04, 03:54:00 PM PDT  

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