Rhyme And Punishment
First the phat-est rhymes.
It's "Lazy Sunday" and these guys can flow...
http://www.youtube.com/?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
...and now for the punishment. All the women of the world, thank Katie Schwartz and lavish her with gifts because she took a bullet for you and them some... http://katieschwartz.blogspot.com/2005/12/suit-daddy-of-doom.html
I mean it, she did a service for womankind. Ladies, if you don't ever read another link that I post, read this one and learn.
Comedians complain about playing in tough rooms or about rough audiences. Do you think Jake and Elwood had it tough at that country & western bar? Do you think that Johnny Cash had it rough at his Folsom gig? Those gigs were pieces of chocolate cake because it's much easier to win them over with music, do a gig like Jane Godley and then you will earn my machismo respect... http://janeygodley.iblog.com/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=4623
Then Al http://albertsworldofartsyfun.blogspot.com/ complained that this blog ain't gay enough. Fine, be that way. I take requests at this blog so long as you promise to buy a shirt from my store within the year, yet I'll only accommodate everyone but so far because it is my blog... http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/12/28/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL There Dude, even in pink. Are you happy? I want to see some hetero-stuff at your blog, 'kay?
It's "Lazy Sunday" and these guys can flow...
http://www.youtube.com/?v=zLElfJ9YCh0
...and now for the punishment. All the women of the world, thank Katie Schwartz and lavish her with gifts because she took a bullet for you and them some... http://katieschwartz.blogspot.com/2005/12/suit-daddy-of-doom.html
I mean it, she did a service for womankind. Ladies, if you don't ever read another link that I post, read this one and learn.
Comedians complain about playing in tough rooms or about rough audiences. Do you think Jake and Elwood had it tough at that country & western bar? Do you think that Johnny Cash had it rough at his Folsom gig? Those gigs were pieces of chocolate cake because it's much easier to win them over with music, do a gig like Jane Godley and then you will earn my machismo respect... http://janeygodley.iblog.com/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=4623
Then Al http://albertsworldofartsyfun.blogspot.com/ complained that this blog ain't gay enough. Fine, be that way. I take requests at this blog so long as you promise to buy a shirt from my store within the year, yet I'll only accommodate everyone but so far because it is my blog... http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/12/28/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL There Dude, even in pink. Are you happy? I want to see some hetero-stuff at your blog, 'kay?
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