Random Musings, Bruisings & Aloe-scented Soothings #4
A WTF type of evening, what? I wasn't going to post until tomorrow, I just popped in to check my Yahoo email and the whole world is just...off.
Lee Tamahori http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0848414/ is turning tricks in a bad wig? It’s not like he needs the money and I’m not going to judge his lifestyle, but degradation is a drug I do not want to know or find out about. Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong aren’t going to marry, after she just said yesterday that they were. Nikki Cox is going to pretend to marry Jay Mohr and dump him for her next co-star, as if her engagement to Bobcat Goldwait wasn’t surreal enough.
It’s obvious, they’re trying to sneak past the watchful eye of Becka http://thepopeye.blogspot.com/ because celebrities have pulled more crap in the last two months than they ever have within any previous sixty day period. When she gets regular use of a computer again, they will go back to their once a week shenanigans as opposed to four incidents a day.
Moving back to the real, yet surreal world or at least the world of actual people without publicists...
You, wearing the Blue Tooth ear-set in the foggy San Francisco twilight, you look like a low-budget Borg driving a Yuppie-mobile and you are making me mildly uncomfortable. You will be assimilated, because I have a double mortgage and I’m two payments behind on my BMW lease.
You! Tourist or equally obnoxious Bridge-and-Tunnel nut! It’s this simple...between 7 and 9 AM, and 4 to 6 PM...three rights make a left. You cannot make a left-hand turn at the times that are posted on the sign, that’s what the red circle with the line through it is all about.
Get into the right-hand lane, look over your shoulder and signal before you do. Make a right-hand turn at the next block, another right-hand turn at the next corner, and another right-hand turn to cross the very intersection that you were blocking or just go the **** back to where you came from.
Speaking of where you came from, click your appropriate state or city at
http://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.html
Like San Francisco http://www.blogthings.com/San-Francisco.html
Lu-onnng-guh I’-lan-d like my Missus http://www.blogthings.com/long-island.html
etc...
Labels: R.M.B.A.S.
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 8:20 PM
5 Comments:
Be careful with the BMW. My sister-in-law works for their collections center and sends cars out for repo. If you get a call from a girl named Lauren from BMW Financial you're in trouble.
See, your sister-in-law probably has a headset in her ear all day, right?
She's Borg, dude. Whether it's next Easter, family reunion or the Fourth of July, you will be assimilated.
Jeez, Robert, pardon my manners! Thanks for coming by.
I guess I should be the Blind BeckEye lately. All my attention was focused on the Super Bowl, so Paris Hilton and Mariah Carey could've boarded a rocket to Uranus and I wouldn't have cared much. But now I'm thinking how totally awesome that would be. Now that I'm basking in the glow of a Steelers victory.
Becka,
Hey, you provide the rocket and I'll help raise the funds for the fuel! Big congrats on the well deserved victory and I know only true Steeler fans such as yourself still kept the faith when they were 7-5.
So here's to you from all of us that jumped on the bandwagon just before the playoffs, a parade and a toast to the World Champions.
As to Holmgren and those who would give too much credit to the zebras...
Did the Steelers fall apart after the zebras gave away Palamalou's (sp) interception against the Colts? No, they regrouped as a team should because Cowher wouldn't let them get down on themselves.
Did the Steelers mismanage the clock? What the hell were you thinking before the half, Mike? Oh, that's right, you weren't. You forgot that coaches can call timeouts too.
Did the Steelers goof up all of their opportunities in the red zone, or did they take advantage of them? Who had more opportunities in the red zone, Mike?
Hell...you complain about border-line holding calls and how they put you out of position, but what did Big Ben do on third and twenty-eight?
All respect to the Seahawks who played a great game overall, but their coach and Jerramy the Mouth let them down in the end.
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