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I'm out of things to blog, although I have five incomplete posts that most likely will stay that way. So, if anyone could please kindly tell me how to convert a film script into something that could be read on Blogger, I would appreciate it.
In the meantime, a here's a post that was in response to a question asked by Lola of
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She reposted it on http://bloggerale.com/blog2/
I’ve had alcohol at various stages before then, but fourteen was the first time I got full-on lit up. A friend of mine was in a juvenile halfway house, out towards the beach and I would go visit him after school.This was in 1979, before drug & alcohol testing was so prevalent, so I doubt the same could take place today. A couple of the older residents scored some Ranier Ale, a.k.a. “Green Death” and they invited over the residents of a nearby female juvenile half-way house.
I was crushing on the gal closest to my age, though I doubt she felt the same. She opened a 16 oz. can of Ranier and proceeded to drink the whole thing in three gulps, then she crushed the can.
Of course my young macho ass was not going to have a “girl” out drink me, much less one that was smaller than me. I never drunk more than a few sips of any alcoholic beverage before that day, nor have I ever in my life, developed a skill for speed drinking.
I don’t remember a lot beyond that stage, other than that:
A) All the girls drank and ran, literally. They knew how to put it away and not even have to dole out five lines of conversation. Much less, a goodnight hug or kiss.
B) I have no talent for drinking. Not then, not now.
C) They call Ranier Ale “Green Death” for a very good reason, because that’s the way it makes you feel after a couple of cans.
D) When the couch wants to, it can spin like one of those centrifuges that the astronauts train in to withstand G-forces.
E) When the room wants to, it can spin like one of those centrifuges that the astronauts train in to withstand G-forces.
F) Call me “Days Of Our Lives” because I knew just what “the sands of time” felt like when they went “through the hourglass.” I didn’t want to “fall” into the ceiling.
G) That was the first time, but it took me another three times to figure out that carpets everywhere fear me when raw tomatoes and alcohol are involved.
Now you have a pretty good impression of why I only drink once in a blue moon.
In the meantime, a here's a post that was in response to a question asked by Lola of
http://bitterwithbaggage.typepad.com/
She reposted it on http://bloggerale.com/blog2/
I’ve had alcohol at various stages before then, but fourteen was the first time I got full-on lit up. A friend of mine was in a juvenile halfway house, out towards the beach and I would go visit him after school.This was in 1979, before drug & alcohol testing was so prevalent, so I doubt the same could take place today. A couple of the older residents scored some Ranier Ale, a.k.a. “Green Death” and they invited over the residents of a nearby female juvenile half-way house.
I was crushing on the gal closest to my age, though I doubt she felt the same. She opened a 16 oz. can of Ranier and proceeded to drink the whole thing in three gulps, then she crushed the can.
Of course my young macho ass was not going to have a “girl” out drink me, much less one that was smaller than me. I never drunk more than a few sips of any alcoholic beverage before that day, nor have I ever in my life, developed a skill for speed drinking.
I don’t remember a lot beyond that stage, other than that:
A) All the girls drank and ran, literally. They knew how to put it away and not even have to dole out five lines of conversation. Much less, a goodnight hug or kiss.
B) I have no talent for drinking. Not then, not now.
C) They call Ranier Ale “Green Death” for a very good reason, because that’s the way it makes you feel after a couple of cans.
D) When the couch wants to, it can spin like one of those centrifuges that the astronauts train in to withstand G-forces.
E) When the room wants to, it can spin like one of those centrifuges that the astronauts train in to withstand G-forces.
F) Call me “Days Of Our Lives” because I knew just what “the sands of time” felt like when they went “through the hourglass.” I didn’t want to “fall” into the ceiling.
G) That was the first time, but it took me another three times to figure out that carpets everywhere fear me when raw tomatoes and alcohol are involved.
Now you have a pretty good impression of why I only drink once in a blue moon.
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