To Balance Out The Negative Post Below
This will balance out the negative post below and it's courtesy of TVgasm
http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/food_network/002216.php
Not as funny as the Giada DeLaur-bit, but pretty good if you're a foodie or Food Network fan. Listen to the audio clip that accompanies it and tell me that Paula Deen ain't a scream...
http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/food_network/002216.php
Not as funny as the Giada DeLaur-bit, but pretty good if you're a foodie or Food Network fan. Listen to the audio clip that accompanies it and tell me that Paula Deen ain't a scream...
Labels: Food, The Food Network, TVgasm
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 11:08 PM
4 Comments:
Just hearing that audio clip and equating it with a Paula Deen orgasm makes me want to wash my hands. That just goes over the line.
She goes really bananas with it. Equating it with an orgasm is a tad trite, but it's in line with the TVgasm bloggers bagging on the overexuberance of the female personalities.
The Giada eye-rolls, the Rachael Ray whoop-eye-roll-stoner's grin, and of course, Miss Paula on the verge of ecstasy. If you check out the TVgasm site, these are the three favorite targets of fun with the almost home-made lady and Barefoot Contessa a distant fourth in terms of bagging on Food Network Personalities.
The one thing that I don't like is that Alton-put-mustard-on-it-for-no-good-reason-Brown and Emeril get off unscathed. They made fun of the men on "The Next Food Network Star," but they leave the rest of the male personalities off the hit list.
In lesser defense of TVgasm, Biba and Julia Child never had to resort to faces or near-moans to sell the goodness of their food.
True.... I think Alton Brown would be a well-spring of snarky targeting, particularly because he elevates anal retention in the kitchen to something close to religion. We need not mention Emeril.
That said, the Rachael Ray cocaine train is fast approaching overkill.... I'm afraid she's gonna hit the boom mike with all of her crazy arm waving.
"That said, the Rachael Ray cocaine train is fast approaching overkill.... I'm afraid she's gonna hit the boom mike with all of her crazy arm waving."
This had me laughing for two minutes solid! You should be "Dead On, It's So Wrong!"
"True.... I think Alton Brown would be a well-spring of snarky targeting, particularly because he elevates anal retention in the kitchen to something close to religion."
Not only that, the contraptions he comes up with must drive Food Network's legal department nuts with the liability potential. The Missus always says, "yeah, I have the two or three hours it takes to put all that together and yes, let's have dinner at 9:30 or 10:30pm."
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