It's Time
It's time for a haircut because...
My hair has gone from Sideshow Bob, to Cha-ka dimensions.
Every time the wind is 5 m.p.h. or more, I lean back, whether I want to or not.
It's time for a shave because...
The Missus won't kiss me on the lips anymore and she keeps mumbling something about "barbed-wire."
Leaves, twigs, humming birds, and the occasional cat have become entangled in my beard.
I have heard too many Latinos say in Spanish, "I didn't know that Grizzly Adams was a brunette."
My hair has gone from Sideshow Bob, to Cha-ka dimensions.
Every time the wind is 5 m.p.h. or more, I lean back, whether I want to or not.
It's time for a shave because...
The Missus won't kiss me on the lips anymore and she keeps mumbling something about "barbed-wire."
Leaves, twigs, humming birds, and the occasional cat have become entangled in my beard.
I have heard too many Latinos say in Spanish, "I didn't know that Grizzly Adams was a brunette."
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 6:49 AM
9 Comments:
I hear they're casting for Manson: The Musical.
I like a wild, unruly hairstyle every once in awhile. As long as nothing small and furry starts living in there...
Becka,
Ha-hah! If only I could carry a tune for more than a minute without my voice giving out.
The Real Chelene,
Let me check...no, none of the rats from work rode home with me. You should've seen me in high school, hair from the "Are You Experienced?" Jimi Hendrix cover, in the age of crewcuts and proto-mullets.
I wish I had your problem.
Eric,
Make no mistake, I'm going bald and thus, the volume of hair to cover the patch of skin going down the middle of my head.
Can we see before and after and before that photos? Apart from your Cha-ka days I mean?
I'm having haircut issues again myself. Argh.
Dale,
You wish might come true tomorrow.
do you have an image of the full beard? this, I gotta see!
Katie-lah,
It's shorn right back down to its pseudo-soul patch self.
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