Saturday, July 28, 2007

The Real Reason Why Beyonce Tripped

You are all in denial. You know the real reason why Beyonce fell down on stage the other night...

...that's right, Reaper Kitty. Laugh and scoff all you want, but he's branching out to beyond the elderly and he's out to destroy all of our recording stars, one-by-one. Sure he's cute, but y'all gotta look past that and realize that he must be stopped!



Blogger angel said...

mwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa... bucking frilliant dude- did we write about the same cat, or is this becoming a phenomenon and we should be worried!!?!??

Sat Jul 28, 03:28:00 AM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

we did indeed! whew, i was just about to start looking at my three furry masters with new eyes...

Sat Jul 28, 03:29:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

I thought the same thing when I heard about this. This Oscar is a cold blooded killer!

Sat Jul 28, 06:36:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I had that simmering in the back of my head, but I came up with "Reaper Kitty" when I read your post. Both you and Coaster need to mind your p's and q's, as you are quite outnumbered at any given time.


You'd think that after the first four of the patients left the Earth, that they would try to find a new home for the cat. I'll bet that everytime he comes down the hallway, you'll never see the nearly-infirmed move so fast to avoid him.

Sat Jul 28, 08:26:00 AM PDT  
Blogger chelene said...

That cat may be cute but he's a creepy little mofo and I can't believe the hospice has kept him around this long. If I was a nurse there and he so much as rubbed my ankles I would drop-kick him onto the sidewalk.

Sat Jul 28, 07:53:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

"If I was a nurse there and he so much as rubbed my ankles I would drop-kick him onto the sidewalk."


You don't drop-kick Reaper Kitty or anything similar. You lure him out of the hospice or stage with a can of tuna or shrimp...then you quietly close the door.

Don't piss him off or at the very best, you'll wind up doing a face-plant like Beyonce.

Sat Jul 28, 11:30:00 PM PDT  
Blogger jewgirl said...

ok, that is just plum creepy!

Sun Jul 29, 02:58:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Thank God that you have Louie to protect you.

Sun Jul 29, 05:58:00 PM PDT  

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