Friday, September 07, 2007

Buy Two Buildings And The Ivy Degree Is On Us!

Illresident Shrub: You say "tomato," I say "I'll get back to you after I do another line."

Gee, the countries are about 8,926 miles apart, give or take a couple of hemispheres, or continents. Seriously, is someone actually going to honestly tell me that this man earned two degrees fair and square?

Granted, everyone is allowed a brain fart or two, but his cerebrum must be replete with the dwindling brain cell decay of a thousand huffers.

9 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

And he earns a paycheck, too! That we pay for!!!

Fri Sep 07, 12:30:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Bubs said...

One of the bright spots of the last week, in hindsight, was the fact that I've been almost totally ignorant of every ignorant thing that's happened in the news.

Now it's time to catch up.

Fri Sep 07, 01:05:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Chris said...

Gaffe is this guy's middle name. It seems like each day he provides us with more evidence that he is unaware of the world around him

Fri Sep 07, 04:04:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Beth,

Ah, that and corporate welfare.

Bubs,

Glad to see you back in the blogging saddle. You haven't missed much, same as it ever was.

Chris,

Absolutely.

Fri Sep 07, 04:54:00 PM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

Someone needs to toss that chimp on the barbie.

Ba-dum-bum!

Fri Sep 07, 09:37:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Tanya Espanya said...

Beckeye, HAH!

Yeah, I gotta get to the gym to work on my apecs.

(lame, I know...whaddya want from me, I'm waking up every two hours to feed the squalling beasty)

(okay, he's not squalling that much because I managed to stuff the bottle into his face before he really wakes up)

Sat Sep 08, 05:43:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Becky,

Ooh, good one!

Tanya,

You and me both, though I don't have a legitimate, as I've kept the baby sympathy weight on and the baby is now eleven years old.

Sat Sep 08, 01:50:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

The title of your post had me rolling on the floor!

Wed Sep 12, 09:59:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Coaster,

I'm glad you enjoyed it, though we all know with the Shrub's adventures with grammar, idioms, idioms and proverbs, it was probably closer a complete rennovation of half the university's grounds.

Wed Sep 12, 07:22:00 PM PDT  

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