Buy Two Buildings And The Ivy Degree Is On Us!
Illresident Shrub: You say "tomato," I say "I'll get back to you after I do another line."
Gee, the countries are about 8,926 miles apart, give or take a couple of hemispheres, or continents. Seriously, is someone actually going to honestly tell me that this man earned two degrees fair and square?
Granted, everyone is allowed a brain fart or two, but his cerebrum must be replete with the dwindling brain cell decay of a thousand huffers.
Gee, the countries are about 8,926 miles apart, give or take a couple of hemispheres, or continents. Seriously, is someone actually going to honestly tell me that this man earned two degrees fair and square?
Granted, everyone is allowed a brain fart or two, but his cerebrum must be replete with the dwindling brain cell decay of a thousand huffers.
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 10:51 AM
9 Comments:
And he earns a paycheck, too! That we pay for!!!
One of the bright spots of the last week, in hindsight, was the fact that I've been almost totally ignorant of every ignorant thing that's happened in the news.
Now it's time to catch up.
Gaffe is this guy's middle name. It seems like each day he provides us with more evidence that he is unaware of the world around him
Beth,
Ah, that and corporate welfare.
Bubs,
Glad to see you back in the blogging saddle. You haven't missed much, same as it ever was.
Chris,
Absolutely.
Someone needs to toss that chimp on the barbie.
Ba-dum-bum!
Beckeye, HAH!
Yeah, I gotta get to the gym to work on my apecs.
(lame, I know...whaddya want from me, I'm waking up every two hours to feed the squalling beasty)
(okay, he's not squalling that much because I managed to stuff the bottle into his face before he really wakes up)
Becky,
Ooh, good one!
Tanya,
You and me both, though I don't have a legitimate, as I've kept the baby sympathy weight on and the baby is now eleven years old.
The title of your post had me rolling on the floor!
Coaster,
I'm glad you enjoyed it, though we all know with the Shrub's adventures with grammar, idioms, idioms and proverbs, it was probably closer a complete rennovation of half the university's grounds.
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