Thursday, November 29, 2007

Sixty-Seven Ways Not To Be Like Me

Whoa, did someone come up with sixty-seven ways not to be like me?

BTW, I am now fully back in the saddle. Email me if ya know me.

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Blogger Bubs said...

Hey that list is wonderful! I'm going to have to put off doing my morning chores for a while, just so I can read it through a second and third time and really let the lessons sink in.

Fri Nov 30, 06:07:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Bubs,

Then go blog-hopping, that way you will be even more productive ; )

Fri Nov 30, 08:32:00 AM PST  
Blogger Quin said...

i got lost around #32

Fri Nov 30, 11:23:00 AM PST  
Blogger BeckEye said...

Hmm...I'll read it later.

Fri Nov 30, 05:58:00 PM PST  
Blogger Dale said...

The only thing I won't do is follow you to the night shift. The list wouldn't come up for me and that's all I got.

Sat Dec 01, 04:44:00 AM PST  
Blogger James said...

68. Try crystal meth. The intense high will help you grind through any project with hours of intense concentration. It's not addicting if you only use for the big projects.

69. Outsource to India Multinational corporations have been suckling at the teat of cheap labor for decades. Why not take advantage yourself? No project is too large for a team of under-paid highly educated Bangalorians.

70....

Sat Dec 01, 06:14:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Quin,

I don't know if I made it that far, I'm too busy putting off other things.

Becky,

Ha!

James,

I knew a painter who pushed the meth thing as the way to go. They'd bang out like seven houses inside & out in a row, then crash the whole weekend.

"69. Outsource to India Multinational corporations have been suckling at the teat of cheap labor for decades. Why not take advantage yourself? No project is too large for a team of under-paid highly educated Bangalorians."

Is this guy trying to brainwash you?

Sat Dec 01, 09:26:00 PM PST  
Blogger jewgirl said...

lovely. no matter whatchya do, casino is right around the corner to kick yer ass. geez louise.

you ain't goin down, kid. I'm just SAYIN.

Wed Dec 05, 02:56:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie-lah,

I will not go gently into that night?

Wed Dec 05, 08:34:00 PM PST  

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