Friday, June 06, 2008

I Still Hate Clowns

For Bubs, a rodeo clown makes a citizen's arrest. By the way, the blog is lopsided, why? That's right, clowns are behind it.

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Blogger Jewgirl said...

How very bubbsie. Hey, do we know if "said" clown has teeth? He seemed very gummy to me. Anyone else?

Fri Jun 06, 05:01:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Quin Browne said...

aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!


clowns.


no can clicky click.

Sat Jun 07, 09:35:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie-lah,

I don't care if clowns are declawed, de-fanged and "boxed Helena," they're still lethal.

Quin,

The gist of it is he had to go be a rodeo clown that day and these guys stole his bicyle. He ran back into the house and got a "gun." Their car wouldn't start and he held them at gunpoint while he called the police. It turned out it was a joke prop gun, making being arrested by a rodeo clown, all that more embarassing.

Sat Jun 07, 09:22:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Bubs said...

I love this. You know, I was just theorizing the other day that rodeo clowns might be the only non-creepy type of clown out there, because they do genuinely scary, risk-taking stuff.

Crime fighting clowns...wow. My paradigm has just shifted

Sun Jun 08, 02:40:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Bubs,

Rodeo clowns are brave and are somewhat less scary, but...

A) I come from the school that aside from the roping and riding contests, the rodeo is a fairly useless bout of machismo.

B) This whole incident is so "Charlie's Angels," only we don't get the benefit of Cheryl Ladd cutting down the creepiness of clowns.

C) That E-Trade ad with the baby that hired the clown just aired when I started typing this, coincidence?

Sun Jun 08, 09:01:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

Someone always sings Send in the Clowns and they still screw your blog up. The humanity!

Mon Jun 09, 04:51:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Dale,

Yeah, this blog is Hindenburg all over.

Mon Jun 09, 09:04:00 PM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

so you're blaming clowns now!??

Tue Jun 10, 09:47:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Angel,

I've always blamed clowns and why exactly do they wear makeup? Because they are always up to no good.

Tue Jun 10, 10:35:00 AM PDT  

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