I Still Hate Clowns
For Bubs, a rodeo clown makes a citizen's arrest. By the way, the blog is lopsided, why? That's right, clowns are behind it.
Labels: California goes Florida/Germany
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 8:26 AM
Friday, June 06, 2008
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9 Comments:
How very bubbsie. Hey, do we know if "said" clown has teeth? He seemed very gummy to me. Anyone else?
aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
clowns.
no can clicky click.
Katie-lah,
I don't care if clowns are declawed, de-fanged and "boxed Helena," they're still lethal.
Quin,
The gist of it is he had to go be a rodeo clown that day and these guys stole his bicyle. He ran back into the house and got a "gun." Their car wouldn't start and he held them at gunpoint while he called the police. It turned out it was a joke prop gun, making being arrested by a rodeo clown, all that more embarassing.
I love this. You know, I was just theorizing the other day that rodeo clowns might be the only non-creepy type of clown out there, because they do genuinely scary, risk-taking stuff.
Crime fighting clowns...wow. My paradigm has just shifted
Bubs,
Rodeo clowns are brave and are somewhat less scary, but...
A) I come from the school that aside from the roping and riding contests, the rodeo is a fairly useless bout of machismo.
B) This whole incident is so "Charlie's Angels," only we don't get the benefit of Cheryl Ladd cutting down the creepiness of clowns.
C) That E-Trade ad with the baby that hired the clown just aired when I started typing this, coincidence?
Someone always sings Send in the Clowns and they still screw your blog up. The humanity!
Dale,
Yeah, this blog is Hindenburg all over.
so you're blaming clowns now!??
Angel,
I've always blamed clowns and why exactly do they wear makeup? Because they are always up to no good.
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