Dirty Words
This Christmas was just the best until I had to contend with one of Procrastinator Junior’s presents. The three most dreaded words to a parent’s ears around Christmas were “some assembly required.” Now they are “plug and play.”
The Missus already had an iPod Nano and I set iTunes as the default player to her desktop. So she bought a Nano for Junior this X-mas, I loaded up the CD that comes with the thing and guess what? That’s right, software conflicts galore. Thank you Mister Gates and Mister Jobs because you two gave my family the worst connotation of your surnames.
Speaking of getting jobbed, "one knee equals two feet." Congrats to the Steelers and a big "better luck next time" to the mighty Colts who almost pulled it out. I was rooting for the Steelers just a little more than the Colts but I wouldn't have felt entirely bad if they won because I feel for Tony Dungy.
As far as the officiating? Why do they consistently invent the rules as they go? "One knee equals two feet." It's not just the title of a John Madden book, it's part of the NFL's criteria for the completion of a catch or an interception.
Today's incident is right up there with the "tuck rule," which rhymes with what?
The Missus already had an iPod Nano and I set iTunes as the default player to her desktop. So she bought a Nano for Junior this X-mas, I loaded up the CD that comes with the thing and guess what? That’s right, software conflicts galore. Thank you Mister Gates and Mister Jobs because you two gave my family the worst connotation of your surnames.
Speaking of getting jobbed, "one knee equals two feet." Congrats to the Steelers and a big "better luck next time" to the mighty Colts who almost pulled it out. I was rooting for the Steelers just a little more than the Colts but I wouldn't have felt entirely bad if they won because I feel for Tony Dungy.
As far as the officiating? Why do they consistently invent the rules as they go? "One knee equals two feet." It's not just the title of a John Madden book, it's part of the NFL's criteria for the completion of a catch or an interception.
Today's incident is right up there with the "tuck rule," which rhymes with what?
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 1:59 PM
2 Comments:
I won't even get into that ridiculous call....no interception my ass.
Aaaaanyway....
WOOOOOOOO - HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm tired of playoff heartbreak. Steelers all the way this year, baby.
And thankfully, nothing to detract from a well-deserved victory. If the Bus gets his three touchdowns next Sunday like he should have this past game...well, good luck Seahawks, you're gonna need it!
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