Stewie In Your Pocket
After lunch today, Procrastinator Jr. and I hit Tutti Frutti, a gift shop
http://sanfrancisco.citysearch.com/profile/909167#editorialreview
that has some of the funniest cards in San Francisco. As well as Simpson's merchandise, novelties, and books like this one
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&isbn=0789306794&itm=1
I felt bad because 95% of the time, I only go in there to browse. So I bought this
http://emanation.com/stewiepocket.php
It features the following sayings:
Damn you, vile woman!
Who the hell do you think you are?
Stop mocking me!
You shall rue this day. Well go on, start ruing!
I come bearing a gift. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Put me through to the Pentagon!
It's too damn big for my pants pocket, so it will only be brought for special occasions and to drive the Missus nuts.
http://sanfrancisco.citysearch.com/profile/909167#editorialreview
that has some of the funniest cards in San Francisco. As well as Simpson's merchandise, novelties, and books like this one
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&isbn=0789306794&itm=1
I felt bad because 95% of the time, I only go in there to browse. So I bought this
http://emanation.com/stewiepocket.php
It features the following sayings:
Damn you, vile woman!
Who the hell do you think you are?
Stop mocking me!
You shall rue this day. Well go on, start ruing!
I come bearing a gift. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Put me through to the Pentagon!
It's too damn big for my pants pocket, so it will only be brought for special occasions and to drive the Missus nuts.
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 7:05 PM
4 Comments:
sounds like fun... and i would have no problem fitting it in one of my numerous handbags!
It is fun, the first three-hundred times and then it gets old...especially to the poor people on the streetcar that Procrastinator Jr. subjected to a barrage of Stewie-isms.
They also have a pocket "Scarface" that was slightly less age-appropriate, but perfect for driving in traffic. Someone cuts you off in traffic and, "say hello to my little friend!"
One of my coworkers has that. We have much fun with it, usually accompanied by much booze.
"One of my coworkers has that. We have much fun with it, usually accompanied by much booze."
Gizmo,
Though I know you don't do that at the job, maybe I should try that on the job. I know that the "who the hell do you think you are?" button would be worn out by the first hour. And if I didn't have to watch over Procrastinator Jr. two hours after work, the booze wouldn't be a bad idea either.
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