Some New Additions To The Shop

The Missus has been slaving away and she has produced two new additions to the shop. Lucky you, the public. Not so lucky, the Missus, who said that "even Nike lets Vietnamese children sleep on occasion." Ha-ha, she's such a kidder! She'll pay dearly for...dammit, am I typing outloud again?

First, the slogan that ties into the name of this blog in black. For all of you Johnny Cash fans, goths, hipsters, and people that know that black is not only slimming, but it makes you look good, too.

Then the slogan that should be your mantra, on a hat

Just the thing to lord over Tom Wolfe, while you scoff at him at that party in the Hamptons. After that, ask him what's up with those white suits and does he have to go into hiding after Labor Day?

P.S. Sorry about the earlier inconvience, the black t-shirt is fixed and ready.