Her "Stooges Fu," Is Strong?
No, seriously, what is the real reason Britney shaved her head?:
A) The rustling of her hair sure gets loud when she's hung over.
B) When she forgets to strap her children in, yet again, the kids panic and grab for her hair.
C) Her rendition of "Nothing Compares 2 U" to win K-Fed back, complete with the Sinead O'Connor-look, hadn't quite gone over as she planned.
D) She's rejecting all of her material trappings and joining the Shaolin Temple. Where upon completion of her training, she will "wander the Earth" as "Kwai Chang Spears."
E) She has been possessed by the spirit of Curly Howard? Nya-nya-nung! Woo-woob-woob-woo-woo-woo!
A) The rustling of her hair sure gets loud when she's hung over.
B) When she forgets to strap her children in, yet again, the kids panic and grab for her hair.
C) Her rendition of "Nothing Compares 2 U" to win K-Fed back, complete with the Sinead O'Connor-look, hadn't quite gone over as she planned.
D) She's rejecting all of her material trappings and joining the Shaolin Temple. Where upon completion of her training, she will "wander the Earth" as "Kwai Chang Spears."
E) She has been possessed by the spirit of Curly Howard? Nya-nya-nung! Woo-woob-woob-woo-woo-woo!
Labels: Bald Britney
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 9:32 AM
12 Comments:
Did she really shave her head? And pics?
She actually did and her head doesn't look like she has on a movie prosthetic
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/
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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?
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e195058S84.DTL&type=printable
wp, she's g.i. jane!
If I were her, I'd pick D. You know, to get in adventures.
She got Kabbalah and Buddism mixed up again.
She's a media whore and couldn't stand that her vagina was no longer news?
So I not only got scooped by Perez Hilton, but a procrastinator too!?!?!
Katie,
Heh-heh-heh! Will she quote that line out of the movie to the papparazzi, "suck my dick, Master Chief?"
James,
Absolutely, but I just realized that she would have a hellva time with that "no smoking and drinking" policy that the Temple has.
Al,
I get the feeling that in L.A, all religons are pretty much the same. Nothing but another place to network and be seen.
Beth,
Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh! I didn't see that one coming, I'm on the floor!
Becka,
Hey, you have an actual life and you get to talk to adults.
Now the blinds match the linoleum?
Dale,
"Now the blinds match the linoleum?"
Ha-hah! Or the shutters match the hardwood floors.
maybe she's decided to go punk... every now and then one needs a makeover you know. i've done it.
heh heh at word verification: oooxxwn... what she said when she looked in the mirror!
Angel,
I don't know if it's a "punk" look or was it merely a stunt to stay in the papers.
"oooxxwn"
Heh-heh-heh, "oh, zwooon!"
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