Sunday, February 18, 2007

Her "Stooges Fu," Is Strong?

No, seriously, what is the real reason Britney shaved her head?:

A) The rustling of her hair sure gets loud when she's hung over.
B) When she forgets to strap her children in, yet again, the kids panic and grab for her hair.
C) Her rendition of "Nothing Compares 2 U" to win K-Fed back, complete with the Sinead O'Connor-look, hadn't quite gone over as she planned.
D) She's rejecting all of her material trappings and joining the Shaolin Temple. Where upon completion of her training, she will "wander the Earth" as "Kwai Chang Spears."
E) She has been possessed by the spirit of Curly Howard? Nya-nya-nung! Woo-woob-woob-woo-woo-woo!



Blogger Quill Chick said...

Did she really shave her head? And pics?

Sun Feb 18, 04:36:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

She actually did and her head doesn't look like she has on a movie prosthetic

Sun Feb 18, 05:57:00 PM PST  
Blogger "jew" "girl" said...

wp, she's g.i. jane!

Sun Feb 18, 06:04:00 PM PST  
Blogger James said...

If I were her, I'd pick D. You know, to get in adventures.

Mon Feb 19, 08:48:00 AM PST  
Blogger Al Sensu said...

She got Kabbalah and Buddism mixed up again.

Mon Feb 19, 10:13:00 AM PST  
Blogger Beth said...

She's a media whore and couldn't stand that her vagina was no longer news?

Mon Feb 19, 01:31:00 PM PST  
Blogger BeckEye said...

So I not only got scooped by Perez Hilton, but a procrastinator too!?!?!

Mon Feb 19, 01:35:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Heh-heh-heh! Will she quote that line out of the movie to the papparazzi, "suck my dick, Master Chief?"


Absolutely, but I just realized that she would have a hellva time with that "no smoking and drinking" policy that the Temple has.


I get the feeling that in L.A, all religons are pretty much the same. Nothing but another place to network and be seen.


Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh! I didn't see that one coming, I'm on the floor!


Hey, you have an actual life and you get to talk to adults.

Mon Feb 19, 02:52:00 PM PST  
Blogger Dale said...

Now the blinds match the linoleum?

Mon Feb 19, 06:35:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


"Now the blinds match the linoleum?"

Ha-hah! Or the shutters match the hardwood floors.

Tue Feb 20, 08:50:00 AM PST  
Blogger angel said...

maybe she's decided to go punk... every now and then one needs a makeover you know. i've done it.

heh heh at word verification: oooxxwn... what she said when she looked in the mirror!

Wed Feb 21, 07:00:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I don't know if it's a "punk" look or was it merely a stunt to stay in the papers.


Heh-heh-heh, "oh, zwooon!"

Wed Feb 21, 10:08:00 AM PST  

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