I've Been Linked
Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Me: Dang, I wish I could get all geeked up about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - "Johnson, Navin R.!" I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Me: Yeah, well, I've been linked by Melinda June.
Navin slumps like a puppet whose strings have been cut and the air goes out of him like a balloon on a barbed wire fence.
Me: Oh...and when you are through crying? I'd stay away from those oil cans.
Me: Dang, I wish I could get all geeked up about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - "Johnson, Navin R.!" I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Me: Yeah, well, I've been linked by Melinda June.
Navin slumps like a puppet whose strings have been cut and the air goes out of him like a balloon on a barbed wire fence.
Me: Oh...and when you are through crying? I'd stay away from those oil cans.
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 11:30 PM
3 Comments:
mwaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha... i've never had my name in the phone book, does that mean i'm still short a connection?
Angel,
Heh-heh, nooo! Check this out The Jerk.
You're somebody now!
And does that phone book gag ever get old? I think not.
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