Saturday, April 21, 2007

I've Been Linked

Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Me: Dang, I wish I could get all geeked up about nothing.

Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - "Johnson, Navin R.!" I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

Me: Yeah, well, I've been linked by Melinda June.

Navin slumps like a puppet whose strings have been cut and the air goes out of him like a balloon on a barbed wire fence.

Me: Oh...and when you are through crying? I'd stay away from those oil cans.


Blogger angel said...

mwaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha... i've never had my name in the phone book, does that mean i'm still short a connection?

Sun Apr 22, 06:45:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Heh-heh, nooo! Check this out The Jerk.

Sun Apr 22, 12:35:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

You're somebody now!

And does that phone book gag ever get old? I think not.

Tue Apr 24, 05:53:00 AM PDT  

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