Quizzes Suck!
I'm all fed-up with quizzes, again, I get f**ked!
Because I was honest, I get a 64%?
With the exception "Million Dollar Baby," "The Exorcist," "American Beauty," and "Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind," I have seen at least two-thirds of every film on that list. So I didn't click a film that I didn't see all the way from opening scene to credits, though I can recite the majority of the crucial scenes from most of those films.
"64%??" P-tuiiieee! I spit on online quizzes and I use them to wipe my shoes after I walk in the park!
At any rate, a special thanks to Moxie for giving me something to blog about without having to think.
| Your Movie Buff Quotient: 64% |
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Are You a Movie Buff?
Because I was honest, I get a 64%?
With the exception "Million Dollar Baby," "The Exorcist," "American Beauty," and "Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind," I have seen at least two-thirds of every film on that list. So I didn't click a film that I didn't see all the way from opening scene to credits, though I can recite the majority of the crucial scenes from most of those films.
"64%??" P-tuiiieee! I spit on online quizzes and I use them to wipe my shoes after I walk in the park!
At any rate, a special thanks to Moxie for giving me something to blog about without having to think.
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 7:02 PM
13 Comments:
YEAH!!!!!!
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 88%
You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film.
Damn. You're honest when you take online quizzes? Are you like Gandhi or something?
And I'm appalled — APPALLED, I tell you — that you've never seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! You anti-Kaufman or anti-love, dude?
Reenters room after completing quiz; closeup on face to show honesty.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm a Movie Buff of the Most Obsessive Variety @ 92%. I didn't lie, and I've never seen A Clockwork Orange or The Exorcist. Having ten years on you helps, I guess.
I'm a DVD gal, so I'm not bothering to take it. I'd probably score a 2%, and that's just because I've seen Grease 200 times.
Johnny Dollars,
"Your Movie Buff Quotient: 88%"
Ah, yes, here it comes...let the humilation commence...
Beth,
"Damn. You're honest when you take online quizzes? Are you like Gandhi or something?"
I haven't cheated at a test for some time, probably around the first Reagan administration and...
"You anti-Kaufman or anti-love, dude?"
...To wit, I reply..."Malkovich? Malkovich, Mal-koooo-vich." No, I don't read or watch things that are too close to what I write. Thus, I've never seen "American Beauty" for much the same reason.
"92%"
See? I knew it.
"Having ten years on you helps, I guess."
That would help only in the instance of "2001: A Space Odessey," which I haven't seen in its entirety since I was four.
Becka,
Thanks for comforting me, but I'd bet that you would get 66% without even trying.
I thought I was so great for having 86%. Thanks a lot, Editorjdc and Beth.
"...I use them to wipe my shoes after I walk in the park!..."
No 'Stoop and Scoop' by-laws down there then?
I saw a cinematograph once. The place was dark and the floor sticky and Pee Wee Herman was sitting close to me.
Thoroughly enjoyable experience it was. I may go again one day.
Beckeye - 200 times? Well then,
you're the one that I want.
Coaster,
"86%"
May Anderson Cooper try to take Poor George from you again...
Sterculian,
"No 'Stoop and Scoop' by-laws down there then?"
Most people are considerate, though just like litter bugs and red light runners, it's that minority of asswipes that effect everyone else and their shoes.
I think my score means I saw exactly one more movie than Coaster. My punishment was that it was My Super Ex-Girlfriend.
KKKKKKeeeeeeerrrrrrrhist! What the HELL was Reitman thinking? I used to like this guy.
Matt Saunders: [reading about G-Girl in the newspaper] Wow
Vaughn Haige: Damn
Matt Saunders: So if you could have any super power, what would it be?
Vaughn Haige: The ability to blow myself.
URP!!!!
JDC
Johnny Dollars,
Reitman needs Ramis, as much as Ramis needs Reitman. They keep each other in check.
I agree completely.
JDC
mwaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa... down with honesty!!!
Angel,
Certainly when it comes to quizzes!
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