Friday, July 06, 2007

Quizzes Suck!

I'm all fed-up with quizzes, again, I get f**ked!

Your Movie Buff Quotient: 64%
You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them.Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions.

Are You a Movie Buff?

Because I was honest, I get a 64%?

With the exception "Million Dollar Baby," "The Exorcist," "American Beauty," and "Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind," I have seen at least two-thirds of every film on that list. So I didn't click a film that I didn't see all the way from opening scene to credits, though I can recite the majority of the crucial scenes from most of those films.

"64%??" P-tuiiieee! I spit on online quizzes and I use them to wipe my shoes after I walk in the park!

At any rate, a special thanks to
Moxie for giving me something to blog about without having to think.


Blogger EditorJDC said...

Your Movie Buff Quotient: 88%
You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film.

Fri Jul 06, 08:36:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

Damn. You're honest when you take online quizzes? Are you like Gandhi or something?

And I'm appalled — APPALLED, I tell you — that you've never seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! You anti-Kaufman or anti-love, dude?

Fri Jul 06, 08:41:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

Reenters room after completing quiz; closeup on face to show honesty.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm a Movie Buff of the Most Obsessive Variety @ 92%. I didn't lie, and I've never seen A Clockwork Orange or The Exorcist. Having ten years on you helps, I guess.

Fri Jul 06, 08:47:00 PM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

I'm a DVD gal, so I'm not bothering to take it. I'd probably score a 2%, and that's just because I've seen Grease 200 times.

Fri Jul 06, 09:04:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Johnny Dollars,

"Your Movie Buff Quotient: 88%"

Ah, yes, here it comes...let the humilation commence...


"Damn. You're honest when you take online quizzes? Are you like Gandhi or something?"

I haven't cheated at a test for some time, probably around the first Reagan administration and...

"You anti-Kaufman or anti-love, dude?"

...To wit, I reply..."Malkovich? Malkovich, Mal-koooo-vich." No, I don't read or watch things that are too close to what I write. Thus, I've never seen "American Beauty" for much the same reason.


See? I knew it.

"Having ten years on you helps, I guess."

That would help only in the instance of "2001: A Space Odessey," which I haven't seen in its entirety since I was four.


Thanks for comforting me, but I'd bet that you would get 66% without even trying.

Fri Jul 06, 10:20:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

I thought I was so great for having 86%. Thanks a lot, Editorjdc and Beth.

Sat Jul 07, 06:38:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Rhetorically Sterculian said...

"...I use them to wipe my shoes after I walk in the park!..."

No 'Stoop and Scoop' by-laws down there then?

I saw a cinematograph once. The place was dark and the floor sticky and Pee Wee Herman was sitting close to me.
Thoroughly enjoyable experience it was. I may go again one day.

Beckeye - 200 times? Well then,

you're the one that I want.

Sat Jul 07, 07:47:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...



May Anderson Cooper try to take Poor George from you again...


"No 'Stoop and Scoop' by-laws down there then?"

Most people are considerate, though just like litter bugs and red light runners, it's that minority of asswipes that effect everyone else and their shoes.

Sat Jul 07, 10:22:00 AM PDT  
Blogger EditorJDC said...

I think my score means I saw exactly one more movie than Coaster. My punishment was that it was My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

KKKKKKeeeeeeerrrrrrrhist! What the HELL was Reitman thinking? I used to like this guy.

Matt Saunders: [reading about G-Girl in the newspaper] Wow
Vaughn Haige: Damn
Matt Saunders: So if you could have any super power, what would it be?
Vaughn Haige: The ability to blow myself.


Sat Jul 07, 11:19:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Johnny Dollars,

Reitman needs Ramis, as much as Ramis needs Reitman. They keep each other in check.

Sun Jul 08, 12:10:00 AM PDT  
Blogger EditorJDC said...

I agree completely.

Sun Jul 08, 07:42:00 AM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

mwaaaaaaahahahahahahaaa... down with honesty!!!

Tue Jul 10, 12:03:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Certainly when it comes to quizzes!

Tue Jul 10, 08:45:00 PM PDT  

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