Thursday, October 11, 2007

First You *Know* That I'm Evil...

...so naturally, you should never preface an email saying something like this...

"Use these for good, not evil WP. "

Second, muwha-ha-ha-hah!

You see? Big brother....


Little brother...



Nefarious porpoises, er, purposes, are what this blog is all about.

7 Comments:

Blogger BeckEye said...

Oh, snap! He does look like Dale!

Luckily, Dale doesn't talk in a douchey, quasi-French accent about food with soul. Or if he has, I haven't paid attention.

Thu Oct 11, 09:21:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Katie Schwartz said...

you're like the near beer of people. I love this thing you've got going. I've already said that, I know. I'm a repetitive sort.

Thu Oct 11, 09:21:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Becky,

With those two pics, not so much in real life.

"Luckily, Dale doesn't talk in a douchey, quasi-French accent about food with soul. Or if he has, I haven't paid attention."

No, only when he has the lights down low and he wants to get with a Quebecois honey, nice and slow.

Katie-lah,

"you're like the near beer of people."

Okay, you've finally thrown me off. Though I'm glad you dig the rest of it.

Fri Oct 12, 07:37:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

I sank my own battleship didn't I WP?

While I support douching for those in need, I do try not to talk in a douchey manner ever. Okay, there was that one time.

Be thankful I'm not as evil as the Write Procrastinator!

Fri Oct 12, 08:13:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Cup said...

Dale's hotter. I heart Dale. Thinking about vaca'ing in Toronto and stealing him away from that Korean bitch.

Fri Oct 12, 12:27:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

Beth, people of quality like you are always welcome here in Tronna.

Fri Oct 12, 12:49:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Dale,

"I sank my own battleship didn't I WP?"

No, Dale, the other Milton Bradley ad, the one for Connect Four-

Pretty sneak, Write Procrasinator.

"While I support douching for those in need, I do try not to talk in a douchey manner ever. Okay, there was that one time."

Just when you have to get your French mack on, I'm just sayin'.

"Be thankful I'm not as evil as the Write Procrastinator!"

Few are Dale, I believe I am the only blogger that has been officially sanctioned by the UN.

Beth,

"Dale's hotter. I heart Dale."

Absolutely. Compared to Dale, Eric is just a Bichon Frise.

Dale,

"Beth, people of quality like you are always welcome here in Tronna."

I thought you said Troma. Because Beth strikes me more as a Miramax before the Weinsteins left, kind of gal.

Fri Oct 12, 03:05:00 PM PDT  

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