Sunday, December 23, 2007

And A Double Entendre In A Pear Tree

Why did it take me all the way up until yesterday, to figure out the double entendre behind "hurry down the chimney tonight" in "Santa Baby?"

15 Comments:

Blogger BeckEye said...

I've never referred to my vagina as a chimney, but that's just me.

Sun Dec 23, 10:08:00 PM PST  
Blogger Bubs said...

Good lord man, that whole song is one great double entendre.

Sun Dec 23, 10:18:00 PM PST  
Blogger Al Sensu said...

u r s-l-o-w

Sun Dec 23, 10:56:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Becky,

See, that's why I really never consider it and...

Bubs,

...I know, but this is a case of I see the forest for the trees, except for the huge p...um, that is, willow tree.

Al,

Whoa, cool! That means I can be President!

Mon Dec 24, 07:14:00 AM PST  
Blogger Patrick J. Rodio said...

I still don't get it.

Mon Dec 24, 12:48:00 PM PST  
Blogger is that so wrong? said...

As for the vulvular reference to the chimney, shouldn't it be "hurry up the chimney" or even "hurry back and forth through the chimney"? Oh, the semantics.

Merry Christmas, WP!

Mon Dec 24, 09:41:00 PM PST  
Blogger Beth said...

Listen closely to "Santa Claus Is Back in Town." I get the shivers thinking of Santa coming down my chimney tonight.

Christmas kisses to my favorite West Coast boy!

Tue Dec 25, 06:49:00 AM PST  
Blogger Chris said...

Thats the WP we know & love! Merry Christmas to you and the family!

Tue Dec 25, 08:07:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Patrick J,

Welcome (though I believe that you've been here before)!

"I still don't get it."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...



...nevermind ; )

ITSW,

Since the song was written way back in 1953, the direct lyrical approach was out of the question.

Beth,

Gahh, that is scary!

Mwahh kisses right back at ya!

Chris,

"Thats the WP we know & love!"

Where? Where? I'll kill the bastard.

Merry Christmas to you, Megan and the family, too!

Tue Dec 25, 10:59:00 PM PST  
Blogger Quin said...

this is why 'santa baby' is the only carol i know all the words to.

Wed Dec 26, 10:48:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Quin,

This and "Winter Wonderland" are the only two where I know just over 80% of the lyrics.

I am so glad that Commerical-mas is over, so I don't have to hear "Santa Baby" or "The Suite To The Nutcracker" until mid-November.

Wed Dec 26, 01:13:00 PM PST  
Blogger jewgirl said...

don't feel bad, sweetie. I always thought "round yon virgin" was "brown young virgin". I'm just sayin'.

Thu Dec 27, 07:34:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie-lah,

You...

...are

...so

...bad.

Fri Dec 28, 12:44:00 AM PST  
Blogger Dale said...

I feel so dirty now. I like it.

Sat Dec 29, 08:48:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Dale,

Oh, sure, but what about everyone else's needs?

Sat Dec 29, 02:06:00 PM PST  

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