Sunday, December 09, 2007

And That's Why I Love Her

Me: Stop patronizing me.

The Missus: No, no, I am matronizing you. There is a difference.

16 Comments:

Blogger Quin said...

this is my kind of woman. and i'm not gay.

cheerful on occasion, but, not gay.

Sun Dec 09, 03:34:00 PM PST  
Blogger Dale said...

Mrs. Procrastinator for Blogger of the Year! Wait, she doesn't have one?

Sun Dec 09, 07:10:00 PM PST  
Blogger Bridget said...

I love her! She sounds precious. Did she get it when you fell to pieces laughing?

Sun Dec 09, 10:32:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Quin,

You two have a similar sense of humor.

Dale,

She is like George in that she realizes just like Tom, my ego couldn't handle it if she out blogged me.

Bridget,

"Did she get it when you fell to pieces laughing?"

Everything in that sentence but the word "laughing," ya know what I mean?

Mon Dec 10, 07:47:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bridget said...

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Mon Dec 10, 08:56:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bridget said...

urg! I'll try again

*winks conspiratorially and touches nose sagely*

Mon Dec 10, 08:58:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Bridget,

Tch-tch, say no more squire, say no more.

Mon Dec 10, 04:53:00 PM PST  
Blogger jewgirl said...

OMG. MATRONIZING YOU. I am screaming. That is so funny. I love her, too.

Mon Dec 10, 08:02:00 PM PST  
Blogger Bubs said...

I think we had better be careful to not let MizBubs and Miz Procrastinator compare notes.

Mon Dec 10, 08:10:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie-lah,

"I am screaming."

I am screaming, too...though for different reasons.

Bubs,

Now you let the cat out of the bag. If you say it outloud, women will key into it and the Missus reads my blog, BTW.

Mon Dec 10, 09:26:00 PM PST  
Blogger Chris said...

Sorry to split hairs here, but did she explain what exactly the difference was (besides the obvious gender difference)? Is matronizing more effective? If so, I want lessons.

Tue Dec 11, 09:12:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Chris,

The Missus said, "the matronizing is more effective, especially with a chocolate chip cookie and a glass of milk."

Tue Dec 11, 04:35:00 PM PST  
Blogger chelene said...

Ask her if I can use that line someday because I love it!

Tue Dec 11, 06:52:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Chelene,

She said "absolutely!"

Tue Dec 11, 08:39:00 PM PST  
Blogger angel said...

teehee, thats bucking frilliant!

Wed Dec 19, 10:45:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Angel,

I knew that you would dig it.

Wed Dec 19, 05:19:00 PM PST  

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