And That's Why I Love Her
Me: Stop patronizing me.
The Missus: No, no, I am matronizing you. There is a difference.
The Missus: No, no, I am matronizing you. There is a difference.
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 1:17 PM
Sunday, December 09, 2007
About Me
- Name: Writeprocrastinator
- Location: San Francisco, California
"Cormac Brown" is my pen name. I'm an up-and-slumming writer in the city of Saint Francis, and I'm following in the footsteps of Hammett...minus the TB and working for the Pinkerton Agency. I've had stories posted on Flashing In the Gutters, Powder Burn Flash, Six Sentences, Astonishing Adventures Magazine, Crooked Magazine, Needle Magazine, Dark Valentine Magazine, and Beat To A Pulp.
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16 Comments:
this is my kind of woman. and i'm not gay.
cheerful on occasion, but, not gay.
Mrs. Procrastinator for Blogger of the Year! Wait, she doesn't have one?
I love her! She sounds precious. Did she get it when you fell to pieces laughing?
Quin,
You two have a similar sense of humor.
Dale,
She is like George in that she realizes just like Tom, my ego couldn't handle it if she out blogged me.
Bridget,
"Did she get it when you fell to pieces laughing?"
Everything in that sentence but the word "laughing," ya know what I mean?
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urg! I'll try again
*winks conspiratorially and touches nose sagely*
Bridget,
Tch-tch, say no more squire, say no more.
OMG. MATRONIZING YOU. I am screaming. That is so funny. I love her, too.
I think we had better be careful to not let MizBubs and Miz Procrastinator compare notes.
Katie-lah,
"I am screaming."
I am screaming, too...though for different reasons.
Bubs,
Now you let the cat out of the bag. If you say it outloud, women will key into it and the Missus reads my blog, BTW.
Sorry to split hairs here, but did she explain what exactly the difference was (besides the obvious gender difference)? Is matronizing more effective? If so, I want lessons.
Chris,
The Missus said, "the matronizing is more effective, especially with a chocolate chip cookie and a glass of milk."
Ask her if I can use that line someday because I love it!
Chelene,
She said "absolutely!"
teehee, thats bucking frilliant!
Angel,
I knew that you would dig it.
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