Thursday, December 06, 2007


The more things change, the more they remain the same. As Katie came by yet again, to help me rid the recent infestation of blog crickets, I can't count on her or any of my four regulars to pull me out of my slump. Let's face it, this blog is not handling its terrible twos all that well and I let the blogaversary pass without incident.

So in the meantime, I'll have to recharge my creative batteries and resort to reprinting the "classics."

From December of 2005, "Christmas Tree 1, Procrastinator 0."



Blogger Bubs said...

Nothing like a vigorous round of tree-rasslin' to get the sap flowing.

I'm probably heading out for a tree tomorrow--hopefully that's enough time for the tree lot to get the snow off.

Thu Dec 06, 06:27:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I dunno, I prefer to hug trees instead. I think tree-rasslin' is for drunk lumberjacks and granola people doing bad peyote.

Ugh, snow.

Thu Dec 06, 09:44:00 AM PST  
Blogger BeckEye said...

Hey I always re-rerun my Tom Cruise Thanksgiving post. Nothing wrong with lazy blogging once in a while.

Thu Dec 06, 09:48:00 AM PST  
Blogger EditorJDC said...

Hugging trees is overrated. They try to grab your ass.


Thu Dec 06, 05:40:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Now see, yours is a true classic, where as this is a bit that doesn't even have a funny jpeg.

Johnny Dollars,

Oh, thanks a bunch! You had me laughing while the wife was on the phone and now one of the family friends probably thinks I was mocking her!

Thu Dec 06, 05:48:00 PM PST  
Blogger EditorJDC said...

I'm sure they know you well enough to know that you aren't mocking, just crazy.

Tree molester.


Thu Dec 06, 09:14:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

"I'm sure they know you well enough to know that you aren't mocking, just crazy."

That's never been proven...

"Tree molester."

It's strictly Platonic, I swear (insert inappropriate squirrel joke here).

Fri Dec 07, 02:52:00 AM PST  
Blogger Quin said...


you reminded me of why i went to a fake tree.. and now?

i hang a photo of one.

Fri Dec 07, 10:06:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I've never had a fake tree, I've never lived in a place with enough closet space (no, that's not a metaphor, for you pysch-students and followers that are reading this).

"i hang a photo of one."

I'm still looking for the first Hannakuh Bush (no, that isn't a metaphor, either, for any pysch-students or followers that are reading this).

Fri Dec 07, 11:33:00 PM PST  

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