Sunday, January 13, 2008

Björk-ed

Icelandic singer Bjork attacked a newspaper photographer shortly after she arrived at New Zealand's Auckland International Airport on Sunday, local media reported.

Just what was going through that paparazzo's mind as Björk jumped on him and grabbed his shirt:

A) Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to yell "hey, Björk, I really miss that swan dress!"



B) Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to yell "hey, c-c-c-ork, look at the camera!"

10 Comments:

Blogger Bridget said...

Or perchance: "I wonder if she is this fierce in bed ..."?

Mon Jan 14, 12:58:00 AM PST  
Blogger Suze said...

Can't he just tell by looking at her that snarky comments are to be kept to a minimum?

Mon Jan 14, 04:38:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Bridget,

Possibly...possibly.

Suze,

Welcome and yeah, she has perfected that "keep away" glare. I saw on TV get wound up at the papparazzi at LAX and I'm suprised that this Kiwi photog hadn't seen the same footage. Then again, how many celebs travel to New Zealand that aren't from there or Aussie? I guess it was worth a shot for him.

Mon Jan 14, 07:29:00 AM PST  
Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

I too miss the swan dress. Too bad they couldn't get her to come to the Golden Globes in it last night.

Mon Jan 14, 11:09:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bubs said...

I shall have to inform my youngest daughter immediately. She loves Bjork, and will be mightily amused.

Mon Jan 14, 04:33:00 PM PST  
Blogger BeckEye said...

Did you Photoshop that or snag it from the interwebz? It's a pretty funny foto.

Mon Jan 14, 05:09:00 PM PST  
Blogger Dale said...

Oops she did it again! Poor Bjork, she did this several years ago and nearly took someone's head off.

Mon Jan 14, 07:20:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Coaster,

She does add character wherever she goes.

Bubs,

Show your both of your offspring some old school Blake Edwards, because that's certain what I pictured when I read it.

Becky,

Unless I see something while I'm surfing that I know I will use later, I get most of my stuff off of Google Images. Three sites had this pic up, so I don't know from which one it originated from.

Dale,

I wonder if Icelandic people are like Canadians, serene until they are provoked.

Tue Jan 15, 07:49:00 AM PST  
Blogger James said...

The lesson: Don't fjork with Bjork.

Tue Jan 15, 09:55:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

James,

Heh-heh-heh!

Wed Jan 16, 07:36:00 AM PST  

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