It Exists In Theory

So the Missus and I were having breakfast this morning, with Epicurious on the TV. Because I'm all Iraq war and baseballed out. As we are watching a recipe, an ingredient triggers me to question a common saying. It's a saying that has declined in usage, still you hear it often enough that it never seems to go out of style. This, despite the fact that I doubt that anyone has seen one in years.

Just like a UFO, I doubt anyone would admit to seeing one of these, yet they most certainly exist somewhere.



So I ask you, just where is this turnip truck that everyone denies falling off of?