Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A Procrastinator-ism

If I finally get that NFL hat that I've been meaning to get for over a decade now, it won't be because of my love of football. Ohhhh, no. In my world, "N.F.L." stands for Not F*ck*ng Likely.

Think about it. The guy is going to brave hepatitis and men hitting on her every ten seconds. Why would he lose his mind over a gag in "Borat?"

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Blogger haahnster said...

Here I thought Kid Rock was a fun-loving goofball...an idiot, but in a fun-loving goofball kind of way.

It turns out he's just an idiot.

Wed Nov 29, 11:40:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

No, I think this is the worst tabloid-created fiction this side of the Weekly World News. For chrissakes, she did Playboy and the Tommy tape, why would he take exception with her "Borat" performance? Or even bother to call her those names, now?

Wed Nov 29, 07:44:00 PM PST  
Blogger katie schwartz said...

it's quite shameful really. I guess their relationship wasn't built on a concrete foundation. could it be that it was simply a shallow relationship? a relationship built on weakened stilts circa orca?

tragic-

Fri Dec 01, 06:28:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie,

I'm not entirely suprised that they divorced, yet I thought it was going to be as solid as a Hollywood marriage could be.

Sat Dec 02, 01:08:00 AM PST  

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