A Dirty Joke, Italian-Style
Excuse me while I dodge a tag, I can't seem to come up with six weird things about myself and while I know you all can come up with a whole lot more than six, I'm having a hard time with it.
Here's a joke I heard over twenty years ago, you the reader will have to fill in the blanks in terms of the math, but the punchline will furnish the total. All you need is a calculator.
During a long weekend (or fill in how many days) in the hotel room number (fill in the blank). One woman, three men and (insert politically incorrect or inappropriate cliche here) went at it. Who came?
137.0705 is what your calculator should read. Then when the person who you tell the joke to says, "I don't get it." You turn the calculator upside down and 137.0705 reads solo lei, or in English, "only her."
Here's a joke I heard over twenty years ago, you the reader will have to fill in the blanks in terms of the math, but the punchline will furnish the total. All you need is a calculator.
During a long weekend (or fill in how many days) in the hotel room number (fill in the blank). One woman, three men and (insert politically incorrect or inappropriate cliche here) went at it. Who came?
137.0705 is what your calculator should read. Then when the person who you tell the joke to says, "I don't get it." You turn the calculator upside down and 137.0705 reads solo lei, or in English, "only her."
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 7:02 AM
5 Comments:
That's a bit complex for a dirty joke, don'tcha think? I like my dirty jokes as lowbrow as possible.
It'd be a breeze if I could remember my algerba.
Meme,
Welcome and thanks for stopping by. Ho piacuto molto, il tuo scherzo, veramente! Più di la routine del Benigni in "Night On Earth."
so what if you don't have a calculator?
Angela,
It's definitely a prop-only joke : )
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