Mothra's Law

One thing that is constant (though your results may vary depending upon the time of day) is: The bigger a fly or a moth is, the more likely it will fly into either your nostrils, or your eyes.

Special "name this post" honorable mention to Is That So Wrong, for the Daily Show-worthy title, "Christian Children's Fund commercial." Maria, Ekene and all the C.C.F children will tell you that you wuz robbed.