Got Cookies?
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 6:58 AM
Thursday, November 30, 2006
About Me
- Name: Writeprocrastinator
- Location: San Francisco, California
"Cormac Brown" is my pen name. I'm an up-and-slumming writer in the city of Saint Francis, and I'm following in the footsteps of Hammett...minus the TB and working for the Pinkerton Agency. I've had stories posted on Flashing In the Gutters, Powder Burn Flash, Six Sentences, Astonishing Adventures Magazine, Crooked Magazine, Needle Magazine, Dark Valentine Magazine, and Beat To A Pulp.
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8 Comments:
I guess bus shelters will be the next hot spot for picking up men. They always say that men are turned on by the smell of something baking. But then again, some men get turned on by just saying hello to them.
And will they be sending film crews around to see if people are going home to get it on with the milk? Quite an idear!
Gian Don,
Speaking of chaps hosing down things, I saw a woman drop a man off at his car, near one of my work sites. She waited for him in her car, while his wobbling drunk ass proceeded to do number one right at his own feet, using his driver's door for limited privacy.
It baffled me that she patiently waited for him, I would've drove off.
"The Beverly Center?" He's lucky a cop didn't crack his head open.
Becka,
"They always say that men are turned on by the smell of something baking."
Ooh, good point, I didn't think of that angle. All a woman has to do is put on pearls, an apron and she'll have herself a new friend.
Dale,
Welcome!
Yeah, that'd make good gonzo "pron."
intermingling with urine because that's where the homeless pee in the morning.
you can't defile a cookie in that way.
as a hardcore food enthusiast, I take issue with this.
are you with me, wp?
"you can't defile a cookie in that way."
Is that a Fred Durst quote? Oh, nevermind...
"as a hardcore food enthusiast, I take issue with this. are you with me, wp?"
Hallelujah! I'm with you, Sister Schwartz! Preach it Sister Schwartz!
We're goin'-ah, mid-a-evil-ah, just like some Kansas suburbanites on someone who mentions Darwin in their presence-ah!
fred durst quote?! wise ass.
in the meantime, what's the date today? it's the first of december. um. posting when? I expect something quippy by tomorrow.
just kidding.
miss the rants. love the rants.
ps: such a food enthusiast. sounds like you and mrs. wp are quite the food lahvah's too.
always nice to meet fellow foodies. crionaberry and lewch are foodies, too.
Katie,
"in the meantime, what's the date today? it's the first of december. um. posting when? I expect something quippy by tomorrow."
Don't I wish...
"always nice to meet fellow foodies. crionaberry and lewch are foodies, too."
I've never met an Italian that wasn't.
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