Thursday, November 30, 2006

Got Cookies?

It seems the California Milk Processor Board thinks it would be a good idea if San Francisco bus stops smell like cookies. I don't know if that will sell more milk, but I do know that it will piss off asthmatics, the homeless, dogs, and those on diets.

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Blogger John Donald Carlucci said...

oatmeal raisin cookies or pee, oatmeal raisin cookies or pee - hard choice there.

I'll go with the crazy homeless guy stale pee for a hundred Alex (I once watched a chap hose down a telephone near the Beverly Center at three in the afternoon).

JDC

Thu Nov 30, 10:47:00 AM PST  
Blogger BeckEye said...

I guess bus shelters will be the next hot spot for picking up men. They always say that men are turned on by the smell of something baking. But then again, some men get turned on by just saying hello to them.

Thu Nov 30, 02:52:00 PM PST  
Blogger Dale said...

And will they be sending film crews around to see if people are going home to get it on with the milk? Quite an idear!

Thu Nov 30, 02:54:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Gian Don,

Speaking of chaps hosing down things, I saw a woman drop a man off at his car, near one of my work sites. She waited for him in her car, while his wobbling drunk ass proceeded to do number one right at his own feet, using his driver's door for limited privacy.

It baffled me that she patiently waited for him, I would've drove off.

"The Beverly Center?" He's lucky a cop didn't crack his head open.

Becka,

"They always say that men are turned on by the smell of something baking."

Ooh, good point, I didn't think of that angle. All a woman has to do is put on pearls, an apron and she'll have herself a new friend.

Dale,

Welcome!

Yeah, that'd make good gonzo "pron."

Thu Nov 30, 05:24:00 PM PST  
Blogger katie schwartz said...

intermingling with urine because that's where the homeless pee in the morning.

you can't defile a cookie in that way.

as a hardcore food enthusiast, I take issue with this.

are you with me, wp?

Thu Nov 30, 10:05:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

"you can't defile a cookie in that way."

Is that a Fred Durst quote? Oh, nevermind...

"as a hardcore food enthusiast, I take issue with this. are you with me, wp?"

Hallelujah! I'm with you, Sister Schwartz! Preach it Sister Schwartz!

We're goin'-ah, mid-a-evil-ah, just like some Kansas suburbanites on someone who mentions Darwin in their presence-ah!

Fri Dec 01, 08:59:00 AM PST  
Blogger katie schwartz said...

fred durst quote?! wise ass.

in the meantime, what's the date today? it's the first of december. um. posting when? I expect something quippy by tomorrow.

just kidding.

miss the rants. love the rants.

Fri Dec 01, 09:05:00 PM PST  
Blogger katie schwartz said...

ps: such a food enthusiast. sounds like you and mrs. wp are quite the food lahvah's too.

always nice to meet fellow foodies. crionaberry and lewch are foodies, too.

Fri Dec 01, 09:06:00 PM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie,

"in the meantime, what's the date today? it's the first of december. um. posting when? I expect something quippy by tomorrow."

Don't I wish...

"always nice to meet fellow foodies. crionaberry and lewch are foodies, too."

I've never met an Italian that wasn't.

Sat Dec 02, 01:11:00 AM PST  

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