Friday, May 04, 2007

Just A Funky Coincidence

I couldn't hear the audio at the Sizzler, but Nancy Grace had non-stop coverage of Paris Hilton going to jail tonight. As we sat down, I looked up and what is the first commercial they had going into break?

An old man is having a hard time schlepping a handcart onto a curb and three good Samaritans help him. The ad tagline? "Be hospitable. Hilton Hotels."



Blogger "jew" "girl" said...

that was no coinkydink, my friend. that was foreshadowing. p-hilt will need to behave hospitably towards her inmate gal pals and spread v-cheese if she wants to protection.

hmm... I wonder if they saw video of her comments about faggots, blacks and poor chicks? let's hope not.

Fri May 04, 09:47:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Heh-heh-heh! I do believe that Hilton Hotels already bought that spot up, as they already heavily advertise on the Turner Networks and news channels in general.

Someone at CNN could've moved that ad though. You know she wouldn't last all of three seconds in general population, she'll be segregated like O.J. and Robert Blake were.

Even if she never said anything insensitive or inappropriate in her life, she would be number one on the shit list just because she was born with a platinum spoon in her mouth, and she is in every magazine in the world.

Fri May 04, 09:53:00 PM PDT  
Blogger James said...

I've been avoiding the Paris commentary because I don't want to appear too gleeful this little skank is getting her due.

See kids? You party, you act irresponsible, you think the rules don't apply to you.....YOU DON'T BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS like Paris.

You go to jail.

But then again, the other part of me realizes that when she gets out, she'll go on SNL and do some jail skit. We haven't heard the last from Paris.

Sat May 05, 12:21:00 PM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

I don't have a problem appearing too gleeful that this little skank is getting her due.

Go to jail, Paris. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Melrose, do not collect your inheritance.

Eh, it's actually not that great. She probably won't serve her full sentence. Her lawyer's already appealing.

Sat May 05, 04:15:00 PM PDT  
Blogger chelene said...

Karma is a bitch, that's all I can say. I can't work up a single shred of pity for her but I'm still expecting that she will weasel out of actual jail time somehow.

Sat May 05, 04:37:00 PM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

mwaaaahahahahaha- they planned it! how could anyone ever forget that!??!

Sun May 06, 06:03:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I don't relish anyone going to jail unless they've done something particularly heinous, but as you pointed out, she shouldn't get a free pass.

Then again, she knew she would be under the microscope as every where she drives, there's a convoy of papparazi behind her and if anyone could afford a taxi or a limo until they lifted the license suspension, it was her.


The worst of it is her getting stripped and sprayed for lice. Pluse, her actually not getting to move around for thirty plus days.


If she show she was contrite like Michelle Rodriguez, she should get out fairly fast.


It was the story of the day and they had plenty of time to yank the spot.

Sun May 06, 08:49:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

There was a girl in my opera the other night who looked a bit like Nancy Grace but all in leather and with a much sweeter voice.

We can only hope to hear the words Paris is Burning at some point.

Mon May 07, 12:04:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Nancy Grace gets me all confused. I have a semi-crush on her until I hear her roll with hyperbole.

Yahoo had a byline that said this will do nothing but help her career and I noticed that she fired her old publicist. She also blamed her old publicist in court last Friday for misinforming her about her license suspension.

What did they say about ignorance of the law?

Mon May 07, 08:57:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

I don't know. What? har har.

Sat May 12, 07:17:00 PM PDT  

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