Monday, May 28, 2007

Telegram From Write Procrastinator...

as dictated, verbatim, to a Western Union Telegram representative...

On a writing jag (stop)
The most prolific five day period, this year (stop)
I have finished two short stories (stop)

I have added several tags to two of my blogs (stop)
I have caught up on most of author blog reading (stop)
Can't stop typing or squirrels will devour me (stop)
Please send peanuts in an attempt to distract them (stop)

Sincerely (comma)

Write (stop)
Procrastinator (end telegram)

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Blogger "jew" "girl" said...

this telegram is music to my ears (stop).
mazel tov (stop).

you're so funny (don't stop).

Mon May 28, 09:59:00 AM PDT  
Blogger EditorJDC said...

Katie stole my joke, but don't stop! I heard your story to AAM was the Bee's Knees from Tim (I am not reading it because you are a friend and because I don't have time to breath - tooooo much work pulling this together - argh).


Mon May 28, 10:34:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


A sheynem dank for the mazels and the peanuts.

Johnny Dollars,

I'm ecstatic that you recused yourself and that Tim may or may not dig it. Now you'll get to know the pleasure of being a Mencken or a Jann Werner. Then you'll look back on these days fondly, when you're trapped in a plastic and silicone, Hefner-esque existence.

Mon May 28, 06:32:00 PM PDT  
Blogger jewgirl said...

I think we should all write and speak in teleguage (telegram language).

the bees knees. love it! you're so pulp, chief ;0.

Tue May 29, 11:41:00 AM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

And Sam Wainwright is wiring you some money to promote your next book.

Tue May 29, 06:13:00 PM PDT  
Blogger X. Dell said...

Give it hell, Write. Give it hell!

Tue May 29, 09:28:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Chris said...

Keep it up! I know how good it feels to be on a roll when you're writing.

Wed May 30, 07:01:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I wanted to walk around the house with an unlit stoogie in my mouth and spout wise like a 30's movie newspaper editor, but the Missus and her Circulon Wok say otherwise.


Questions marks are still shooting out of my head...

X and Chris,

Thank you much!

Wed May 30, 08:28:00 AM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

am bit brok [stop]
thanx 4 heds up [stop]

Sun Jun 03, 11:21:00 AM PDT  

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