Telegram From Write Procrastinator...

as dictated, verbatim, to a Western Union Telegram representative...

On a writing jag (stop)
The most prolific five day period, this year (stop)
I have finished two short stories (stop)
I have added several tags to two of my blogs (stop)
I have caught up on most of author blog reading (stop)
Can't stop typing or squirrels will devour me (stop)
Please send peanuts in an attempt to distract them (stop)


Sincerely (comma)

Write (stop)
Procrastinator (end telegram)