Tuesday, June 05, 2007

But, Where's Moracco Mole?

I say squirrels are cute, but I'll get to that in a moment. Let me quote first, R.E.M.'s Number One Superfan and Georgian literary tornado, Beth Coffey...

Nope; squirrels are rats with thicker coats. NOT cute.

First, Miss Coffey, they are cute and you'd better agree, or this will happen. Not to mention, this.

So when I said...

Can't stop typing or squirrels will devour me (stop)
Please send peanuts in an attempt to distract them (stop)

I wasn't kidding. You'd better recognize the cuteness of squirrels, yo. They're everywhere and they're cagier than Nicholas Coppola, when you talk to him about his career acting choices.

10 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

See,t hey're evil rat bastards. Expect a rebuttal over at the Cup later this week, sir. I'm butch enough to stand up to 'em.

p.s. Thanks for including my credentials.

Tue Jun 05, 12:58:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Beth,

You're welcome and I look forward to you being able to post more than once every nine days ; )

Tue Jun 05, 08:42:00 PM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

mwaaaaahahahahahaaaa... i'm safe so far- no squirrels where i live!

Wed Jun 06, 01:00:00 PM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

hey! you linked me! cool- thanx dude!

Wed Jun 06, 01:01:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Angel,

Not even ground squirrels?

"hey! you linked me! cool- thanx dude!"

You're welcome!

Wed Jun 06, 06:00:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

Smart ass. I've been trying to be more like you: a procrastinator. Tongue is sticking out, buddy.

Wed Jun 06, 09:41:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

Speaking of links ... why is mine near the bottom o' the roll? I should be above Haahnster, at least.

Yeah, I'm whinin'.

Wed Jun 06, 09:45:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Beth,

I understand why you don't post as often, you actually use your brain at work and I wish I could say the same. I will never serve in a creative capacity at my job and that's because those who get to do so (at my job, I mean), are political animals or are connected.

As far as your link placement? You probably seen the answer already on your way to this page, in the post I'm about to put up.

Thu Jun 07, 07:01:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Dale said...

Beth and I will be joining a target practice blog support group with the aim, haha, aim, of eradicating (e-rat-ick-hating) the squirrels. Repent Wp! Repent!

Sat Jun 09, 07:24:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Dale,

I'm no squirrel assassin and who else will leave mysterious crop circles in your lawn? I am much like the squirrels, Dale, we are just here to confuse and amuse you ; )

Sat Jun 09, 02:37:00 PM PDT  

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