Friday, October 12, 2007

Sir, the private's weapon's name is Britney, sir!

Zhing Zhao Bubs, Ace of The Chinese Skies says...

You know, I can't help but think how much Britney looks like Private Pyle from "Full Metal Jacket" in that photo.


I think our esteemed marathon-running ace is on to something, but please, judge for yourselves...
Vincent D'Onofrio as Leonard Lawrence, a.k.a. "Private Pyle."


Britney. Hmmm, maybe he's on to something...

"Private Pyle," brandishing his M-14 before he goes ape with it...


...and Britney going ape with the umbrella, Rihanna, eh, eh, eh. It seems that our Zoloft Czarina has been watching "Full Metal Jacket," a hundred times too many. Excellent observation, Bubs!
Oh, uh, R. Lee Ermey? I know that you're tougher in real life, than all those movies action heroes put together, but I wouldn't turn my back on her.

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13 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

Shocking, yet true! This is your best match yet, sir.

Fri Oct 12, 05:10:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Beth,

It was the keen observational powers of Bubs, which also tells me that if I were a criminal, I'd pull up my shop and move it to Indiana.

Fri Oct 12, 05:32:00 PM PDT  
Blogger chelene said...

Oh my goodness, this post was disturbing! Bubs definitely hit the nail on the head.

Fri Oct 12, 08:21:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Chelene,

He is a natural and extremely good at diagnosing behaviour.

Sat Oct 13, 02:11:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Coaster Punchman said...

Either that, or what was that one cult where they draped themselves with purple fabric and drank kool-aid? Or at applesauce or something. I'm totally screwing up the reference but you probably get where I'm going with this.

Sat Oct 13, 05:53:00 AM PDT  
Blogger jewgirl said...

I am HOWLING right now. Seriously, I am crying. You have no idea how hilarious this post is. Cormac!!!!

Sat Oct 13, 11:31:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Coaster,

I had to look up their name- Heaven's Gate. Because whenever I think of that name, I think of what was then, the biggest box office disaster and a beautifully shot film by Michael Cimino, that literally put me to sleep.

Note their logo on the Wiki site, it is a phallic symbol for a cult that allegedlly cut off their own genitals.

Katie-lah,

I reiterate, it was Bubs.

Sat Oct 13, 03:22:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Bubs said...

WOW! That is awesome--thank you for verifying my impression! Those pictures, juxtaposed like that, were perfect.

Since Britney bears a striking resemblance to the younger Vincent D'Onofrio, maybe in 15 years when she grows up a bit Britney can get a job as a quirky detective on Law And Order: Rubber Gun Squad.

Heaven's Gate...ah yes. And they all had those matching gym shoes, too.

Sat Oct 13, 06:38:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Bubs,

"Those pictures, juxtaposed like that, were perfect."

You should go down to Chicago, you'd clean it up twice as fast as Ness did.

"Since Britney bears a striking resemblance to the younger Vincent D'Onofrio, maybe in 15 years when she grows up a bit Britney can get a job as a quirky detective on Law And Order: Rubber Gun Squad."

(Shudder) Perish the thought!

"Heaven's Gate...ah yes. And they all had those matching gym shoes, too."

I had almost forgot about that, the one endorsement that Nike never wanted.

"The Official Shoe of Mass Suicides, Worldwide!"

And of course, "don't kill yourself without them!"

Sun Oct 14, 03:16:00 AM PDT  
Blogger angel said...

mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa... bucking frilliant!!!

Tue Oct 16, 12:46:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Angel,

This is Bubs's doing, you should pop on over to his blog.

Tue Oct 16, 08:46:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Quin said...

all i know is, i've seen brit's vagigi more than i've seen my own.


and i've never met the girl.

Thu Oct 25, 01:00:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Quin,

"all i know is, i've seen brit's vagigi more than i've seen my own. and i've never met the girl."

I have yet to meet an adult that has Internet access and hasn't. I've never thought of VPL as a bad thing and I only hope that she reinforces VPL in a positive light.

Sat Oct 27, 10:07:00 PM PDT  

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