Sir, the private's weapon's name is Britney, sir!

Zhing Zhao Bubs, Ace of The Chinese Skies says...

You know, I can't help but think how much Britney looks like Private Pyle from "Full Metal Jacket" in that photo.

I think our esteemed marathon-running ace is on to something, but please, judge for yourselves...

Vincent D'Onofrio as Leonard Lawrence, a.k.a. "Private Pyle."

Britney. Hmmm, maybe he's on to something...

"Private Pyle," brandishing his M-14 before he goes ape with it...

...and Britney going ape with the umbrella, Rihanna, eh, eh, eh. It seems that our Zoloft Czarina has been watching "Full Metal Jacket," a hundred times too many. Excellent observation, Bubs!

Oh, uh, R. Lee Ermey? I know that you're tougher in real life, than all those movies action heroes put together, but I wouldn't turn my back on her.