My New Nickname!
Chris has given me my new nickname!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am now-
Brown Lightning!
...unless you are talking about a meal you had by:
A) A shifty caterer.
B) A questinonable restaurant in Mexico
C) Any meal that you've had a Taco Bell (you knew better than to eat there).
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am now-
Brown Lightning!
...unless you are talking about a meal you had by:
A) A shifty caterer.
B) A questinonable restaurant in Mexico
C) Any meal that you've had a Taco Bell (you knew better than to eat there).
Labels: My New Nickname
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 3:44 PM
13 Comments:
I freakin' love BROWN LIGHTNING. That is perfecto squared.
Cool, very cool.
My nickname from last time was "Roadkill" so I'm thinking we could get together to become a crime fighting duo or something
I'm glad you like it, WP!
"brown lightening" -- even though i don't know you, it's somehow just right.
and it sure beats "turdgantua."
Katie-lah,
Absolutely!
Bubs,
I have our first three films mapped out:
"Brown Lightning and Roadkill Strike!"
"Brown Lightning and Roadkill Strike Again!!"
"Brown Lightning and Roadkill: Electric Highway!!!"
Note that the exclamation points increase with each chapter!!!!
Chris,
I think it's one of your best nicknames ever, of course I am biased.
Bookfraud,
Um, thanks?
You are cool enough to wear the Brown Lightning mantle, my friend.
Ms. Coffey,
Thank you much and Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
So, I should stop calling you Shitstain?
Becky,
Are you sure that we're not married???
Yo, Brown Lightning: TAG! You’re it for Crazy 8s.
Beth,
I'll have it finished by tomorrow evening...hopefully.
If we are, why aren't you putting out?
Becky,
America's Next...
Top Model
Top Designer
Top Chef.
Not to mention the horror DVDs, so how can I turn you on, when you won't turn the TV off?
"So, I should stop calling you Shitstain?"
Seriously, that sounds like it came from ten years of me throwing my dirty clothes on the floor and putting my feet on the coffee table for the billionth time. You get that eye-twitch, then the eye-tick and "hey 'shitstain,' get your filthy feet off the coffee table!"
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