Sunday, March 16, 2008

My New Nickname!

Chris has given me my new nickname!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am now-

Brown Lightning!

...unless you are talking about a meal you had by:

A) A shifty caterer.
B) A questinonable restaurant in Mexico
C) Any meal that you've had a Taco Bell (you knew better than to eat there).



Blogger Jewgirl said...

I freakin' love BROWN LIGHTNING. That is perfecto squared.

Sun Mar 16, 05:53:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Bubs said...

Cool, very cool.

My nickname from last time was "Roadkill" so I'm thinking we could get together to become a crime fighting duo or something

Sun Mar 16, 07:47:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Some Guy said...

I'm glad you like it, WP!

Mon Mar 17, 04:12:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous bookfraud said...

"brown lightening" -- even though i don't know you, it's somehow just right.

and it sure beats "turdgantua."

Mon Mar 17, 07:26:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...




I have our first three films mapped out:

"Brown Lightning and Roadkill Strike!"

"Brown Lightning and Roadkill Strike Again!!"

"Brown Lightning and Roadkill: Electric Highway!!!"

Note that the exclamation points increase with each chapter!!!!


I think it's one of your best nicknames ever, of course I am biased.


Um, thanks?

Mon Mar 17, 08:12:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

You are cool enough to wear the Brown Lightning mantle, my friend.

Mon Mar 17, 08:55:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Ms. Coffey,

Thank you much and Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Mon Mar 17, 10:54:00 AM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

So, I should stop calling you Shitstain?

Mon Mar 17, 05:39:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


Are you sure that we're not married???

Mon Mar 17, 09:41:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

Yo, Brown Lightning: TAG! You’re it for Crazy 8s.

Mon Mar 17, 10:31:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


I'll have it finished by tomorrow evening...hopefully.

Mon Mar 17, 11:09:00 PM PDT  
Blogger BeckEye said...

If we are, why aren't you putting out?

Wed Mar 19, 07:35:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...


America's Next...

Top Model
Top Designer
Top Chef.

Not to mention the horror DVDs, so how can I turn you on, when you won't turn the TV off?

"So, I should stop calling you Shitstain?"

Seriously, that sounds like it came from ten years of me throwing my dirty clothes on the floor and putting my feet on the coffee table for the billionth time. You get that eye-twitch, then the eye-tick and "hey 'shitstain,' get your filthy feet off the coffee table!"

Wed Mar 19, 08:32:00 AM PDT  

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