Saturday, December 30, 2006

Official Clothier Of...

Sorry that I've been absent from the world of blogging, newer and better video crack is the culprit.

So I think it was just after Christmas, that the Missus got a Newport News catalog in the mail. She holds it up to me and points out the model on the cover and the back.

The Missus: Look at her, she looks like Teri Hatcher.
Me: Yeah, well, that's probably why she got the job. Remember that model that you pointed out a decade ago that looked like Cindi Crawford?

She flips through the pages.

The Missus: I don't really like the clothes they have...they're okay. It's the other women that really like these clothes.
Me: The other women?

At this point I'm thinking, "the other women? As in, 'Newport News, the official clothier of the other women and mistresses of the world."

Me: The other women?
The Missus: No, the other women at work.

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3 Comments:

Blogger katie schwartz said...

way to project, wp. too funny! don't you love our subtext? all chicks have it, and back story.

oy vey. I know.

Sat Dec 30, 10:48:00 PM PST  
Blogger Al Sensu said...

You dodged that bullet, brother!

Sun Dec 31, 08:32:00 AM PST  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Katie,

I wasn't projecting, so much as I was distracted. She was talking to me while I was doing something else...blog-hopping, I believe.

Al Sens,

Heh-heh-heh, I wasn't in danger that time ; )

Sun Dec 31, 05:37:00 PM PST  

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