Official Clothier Of...
Sorry that I've been absent from the world of blogging, newer and better video crack is the culprit.
So I think it was just after Christmas, that the Missus got a Newport News catalog in the mail. She holds it up to me and points out the model on the cover and the back.
The Missus: Look at her, she looks like Teri Hatcher.
Me: Yeah, well, that's probably why she got the job. Remember that model that you pointed out a decade ago that looked like Cindi Crawford?
She flips through the pages.
The Missus: I don't really like the clothes they have...they're okay. It's the other women that really like these clothes.
Me: The other women?
At this point I'm thinking, "the other women? As in, 'Newport News, the official clothier of the other women and mistresses of the world."
Me: The other women?
The Missus: No, the other women at work.
So I think it was just after Christmas, that the Missus got a Newport News catalog in the mail. She holds it up to me and points out the model on the cover and the back.
The Missus: Look at her, she looks like Teri Hatcher.
Me: Yeah, well, that's probably why she got the job. Remember that model that you pointed out a decade ago that looked like Cindi Crawford?
She flips through the pages.
The Missus: I don't really like the clothes they have...they're okay. It's the other women that really like these clothes.
Me: The other women?
At this point I'm thinking, "the other women? As in, 'Newport News, the official clothier of the other women and mistresses of the world."
Me: The other women?
The Missus: No, the other women at work.
Labels: Video crack
posted by Writeprocrastinator at 4:51 PM
3 Comments:
way to project, wp. too funny! don't you love our subtext? all chicks have it, and back story.
oy vey. I know.
You dodged that bullet, brother!
Katie,
I wasn't projecting, so much as I was distracted. She was talking to me while I was doing something else...blog-hopping, I believe.
Al Sens,
Heh-heh-heh, I wasn't in danger that time ; )
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