No, Wilbur, no!

Time to go DeNiro as Capone on Trigger and revisit an oldie...

Lobotomy-On, apply directly to the, uurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Or, howzabout...

!続けてSeppiku
ダイレクトに申し込んでください　に　その
!ああ

(Seppiku-On! Apply directly to the, ahhhhhh!)

Someone Actually Paid For This Slogan?

I heard a slogan in a TV commercial and I thought it was one of those fake SNL ads. Nope, it was on again today and I just went to their site to verify the idiocy

http://www.saturn.com/saturn/SaturnIndex.jsp

"Like always. Like never before."

Someone actually paid good money for that and not only that, more than one person approved that as this company's campaign. Now you see, either somebody gave David Byrne a concussion and decided to write down whatever came out of his mouth, or someone was in the haze of a concussion while someone else was playing the song "Once In A Lifetime," and wrote down the results.

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
(BONK!)
Like always. Like never before.
And you may ask yourself, what the hell is Saturn thinking?