Thursday, November 08, 2007

An Old Television Show Revised

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cow is a cow, a cow, a cow
But nobody can talk to a talking cow
Unless of course that cow
Is the famous Mister Chow

People will yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Chow will never speak
Because he only understands Mandarin and Canton-eeeeeze

Cow is a cow, a cow, a cow
But nobody can talk to a talking cow
Unless of course that cow
Is the famous Mister Chow


我,是 Chow 先生!
(I, am Mister Chow)

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Saturday, August 04, 2007

Your Own, Personal...

Your own...personal procrastinator
Someone who just sits there
Someone who stares
Your own personal procrastinator
Someone to put off all your chores
Someone who bores

Reach out and stare into space...

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Watch out Trent, There's A New 9" Nail In Town!

I want to hug you like an animal
I want to make you feel all warm inside
I want to hug you like an animal
My whole existence is on iPod
You get me closer to odd

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