An Old Television Show Revised
Cow is a cow, a cow, a cow
But nobody can talk to a talking cow
Unless of course that cow
Is the famous Mister Chow
People will yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Chow will never speak
Because he only understands Mandarin and Canton-eeeeeze
Cow is a cow, a cow, a cow
But nobody can talk to a talking cow
Unless of course that cow
Is the famous Mister Chow
我,是 Chow 先生!
(I, am Mister Chow)