Separated At Birth And The Official Blog That Sharks Jump Over

Write Procrastinator

Well, as you can see right above this, it is now official. Write Procrastinator has become the blog that sharks jump over. On the other hand, I should glad to be the best at something. Enough with that cheese-

If you've read this blog for some time, you'll know that The Missus contends that this woman (who seems to be just a little too enthusiastic about this jar of salsa)...

...looks just like this celebrity...

Um, I'll stop demanding that people stop lurking.