Letters To The Editor

Chelene from three of the five boroughs in New York writes in-

"I feel like there should be a picture to go with this post, WP."

Ehi, I'll mull it over...

-Ed

Johnny Dollars from the Sunshine State writes in-

"I feel like there should be some cheesecake pics to go with this blog, WP."

I'll consider it...

-Ed

Beth from the ATL writes in-

"I feel like there should be some beefcake pics to go with this blog, WP."

Just right after I check with the FAA in regards to porcine flight plans. Look, let's be plain and simple, I am not a benevolent editor. So...Beth and John, no cheese or beef, just carrot cake.

-Ed

Note that for a heterosexual male, I have excellent taste in dishware. I buy all the dish and flatware in this household.




Here is the carrot cake I described. It's about a six-point-five to a seven on the taste scale and...

...unwieldy as all hell. Note that cream cheese frosting comes off as soon as the plastic wrap is pulled, not matter how delicately you try to take it off. There would've been a fourth pic, but my beard is grayer than usual and the frosting doesn't photograph on me at all, despite the contrast of my skin as a backdrop.