The Paper Anniversary Of The Bad Lieutenant's Wife

Today, the Bad Lieutenant's Wife is one year old and note that I dropped "French" from the title, ages ago. That is not due to any odd ball resentment towards Le français, the title just rolls off the tongue easier. Besides, they call the English Ros bif, so they can't be that bad.

It's Baaaaaccckkk

By overwhelming popularity, it's back!

That and um, I don't feel like devoting all my time to this blog.

Too Busy

I am working on this...

...though I did finish that. I think Aldo described it best as-

"A nice little story about baseball bats and getting your teeth kicked in. Sounds like New Years to me..." Warms the heart, doesn't it?

P.S. I just finished "The Best of The Bad Lieutenant's Wife, Volume One."

Nicknames and Blogpourri

The nicknames I like so far:

"Semper Scripta"
"Mr. Crispy"
"Write Compulsive"
"Cor"

New to the link-o-rama are the Bubs with possibly the longest blog name, ever.

Dead Spot is trying to revive The Bad Lieutenant's Wife. Bless you Spot, I think it would be easier to teach Anne (pubic hair) to say something nice about the Edwards Family.

I thanked Chris, but I'll bet he doesn't know.

P.S. "Always Write" and "Semper Scriptum" are already taken.

P.P.S. Dead Spot says "all of my submissions in this post but Live Free Or Die Fledermaus have a theme. If you can figure it out, you get a cookie. Or something."

There is a reason this blog is neglected

I'm sorry that this blog has been neglected as of late, but that's because I've been blog-hopping and over here. It has taken on a life of its own and my editorial skills are lacking.

It's Alive!...

and kicking, Jim Kerr. So don't you forget about The Bad Lieutenant's Wife.

C'mon People, You Can Do Better Than This...

"Wild at Heart" + "Wild Hogs" =

"Wild Hogs at Heart"

Surely Bassey, any Oddjob can top this. Over here, Goldfinger.

"The Bad French Lieutenant's Wife" is up and running

"The Bad French Lieutenant's Wife" is up and running, Meryl, and Jeremy. Go check it out.

"The Bad Lieutenant's Wife," The Game

A friend of mine and I had a conversation years ago, where we came up with a word-slash-title game. You combine two disparate movie titles into one, as if it was a natural thing all along. Thus, "The Bad Lieutenant's Wife" was born.

So, using the aforemention as an example:

"The Bad Lieutenant" and "The French Lieutenant's Woman," become "The Bad Lieutenant's Wife." Capisce?

"Three Men And A Little Lady" + "The Lady In The Lake" = "Three Men And The Lady In The Lake."

This was before Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, I think, but I'm not entirely sure. So using a movie with Kevin Bacon, "The River Wild" and couple that with "A River Runs Through It." You get the "The River Runs Wild Through It."

Any movie with "Friday" in the title is too easy. "The Friday The 13th After Next," right?

You can mix eras up, by taking something older and combining it with something a little more recent. Thus, "Bad Santa At Black Rock."

Surely, you the reader can do better, "Jude Law, The Obscure"...well, that's not really a movie title compliation, but you get the idea.